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Hopwin
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Corolinth wrote:
Well you know, Khross is rich so **** him. I think it's great that he feels entitled to the money he gets paid to sit in his richy-rich ivory tower, but I've got a crack addiction to support.

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Lenas wrote:
The McRib is **** delicious

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You, sir, have the taste buds of a cement mixer.

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Diamondeye wrote:
Your lack of similar beliefs is not a reason they shouldn't adhere to theirs.

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my scruples are in the shallow end of the kiddie pool


and some other qualifying stuff around that.

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Micheal wrote:
Thinking of you when I put it in LadyKate.

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Kirra wrote:
Because I'm a hairy yinzer chick and I will fit right in?

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Diamondeye wrote:
I am a dirty mick and Iam drunk bu I wasn't when I wrote that ****.

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darksiege wrote:
I think that "he's doing an ok job actually" equates to "he has not **** a Chinchilla in the House of Representatives yet."

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Aizle wrote:
The Polish: Making unpronounceable names for donuts since the middle ages.

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Khross wrote:

You are a horrible, horrible person who can longer speak of whisky.

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Dalantia wrote:
I like swords.

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shuyung wrote:
When in doubt, crank one out.

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Hopwin wrote:
Im willing to put my money where her mouth is.

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Taskiss wrote:
Want a lover?

Treat someone like they're a wild animal you are trying to tame...

Make slow moves, be ready to be the first one to pull back, and never EVER act to threaten their independence. Not even after 100 years.

You have to gain trust, and you have to show you deserve the trust. If they want to be with you they will and if they want to scamper away, you let them. Never try to trap them, don't test them, etc.

Wash, rinse, repeat. Never let them feel as if their freedom is going to be taken away, just enjoy being with them and show it. That's the key, we all want to be appreciated. It takes time to form a real relationship, so let them take the time they need. It's gotta seem to them that it's their idea FIRST and your idea second to be in the relationship. Let them court you, you just enjoy yourself.

The reoccurring theme in all this is - just enjoy yourself. People that are having a good time doing whatever they are doing are fun to be around. People that aren't having a good time are a drag, so just enjoy yourself.

You'll do fine.

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If so, why, in detail, with supporting facts.


This is not school. You do not give me writing assignments.

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Elmarnieh wrote:
Obama just wants to bomb brown people.

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FarSky wrote:
Stupid plants with their stupid plant sex splooge all in my nose.

/sneezes

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Rynar wrote:
In the late 1400's, America was known as "You'll fall off the edge of the Earth! Stop! Turn back!". Something tells me your methods are flawed.

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Micheal wrote:
I made up a religion one drunken night (30ish years ago) as a way to pick up girls. The buddy I was with, sadly, still practices the religion, claiming to be a religious sex monk. His church is in the bar, his altar is any surface she'll agree to. I asked him to stop using my name in vain.

He's never married, being a monk.

Sometimes I wonder if he actually believes it.

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FarSky wrote:
(;,;)

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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SuiNeko wrote:
Intellectually I get this.
Emotionally Im all WTF.

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Taskiss wrote:
I hear Mike is HUGE! I'd imagine Müs is still sore...

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Lenas wrote:
You're easier to troll than a black person.

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Obvious trolling by Obvious Troll was obvious
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I jacked my mother for her old pad.


Gross. I hope you used gloves.

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