The Glade 4.0

Wonder if a beer will clear my sinuses

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Apparently all of China uses just one time zone.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. Also, I always wonder if I should be giving advice or just keep my mouth shut.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Pour it on in there and find out.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Maybe instead of shots in my bellybutton I should try it in my nose... ;p

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Hot cider. Mull it with some black pepper and cloves, maybe cinnamon. Strain. Inhale deeply.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

"Runny's Rig Bomance"
Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.
He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."
Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"
But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Show the world that love is still alive you must be brave
Or you children of today are Children of the Grave

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Daughter ^&%$#*!!!

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ah the joys of parenting...

My job can be fantastically rewarding. But there are long periods of bleah and overwork with understaffing in between those rewards sometimes. Hell, make that most times...

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

Why do people always say "I kid" twice in a row such as "I kid, I kid"? It's weird.

Is that what was making you feel alive earlier?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I bet it was Juan Valdez.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Be careful around Latin Lovers who spend that much time with their burros.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

When I'm not overthinking things and acting like a **** idiot, we get along pretty well.

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Some guy at the convenience store called me "sweetie".

God damn squirrels keep stealing my nap.

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There is a special place in hell for Project Managers (Program Managers too).

Can anyone shoot a bird for me? Incessant chirping...arghhhhhhhh

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Give me the GPS coordinates of the bird. Also, you probably want to be at least 22 miles away approximately 30 minutes later.

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L: "I love you."
H: "What do you know about me?"
L: "I don't know anything. But there's one thing I can say. I may not get that which I desire. But I certainly won't get it if I don't desire it."

I want a "Progenitus" for my 5-color "Dragon Apocalypse" Magic deck.

Progenitus
WWUUBBRRGG for a 10/10 protection from everything creature.
If sent to the graveyard in any way, shuffle back into deck.

Also, the card art for this card makes for an awesome desktop background.

Additionally, if anyone wants to critique this deck of mine, I am open to suggestions. Since I haven't played or bought cards in quite a long while, I don't know what is out currently that might serve it well. If anyone wants to discuss my Magic desk, or just M:TG in general let me know and i'll create a thread with my deck contents and how it works.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Don't do it. I did that a few months ago with my son's bb gun and it turned out to be the state bird and very, very illegal. *shhhh!*

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Let's see it. I wanted one of those for a while but when it left standard, I kind of forgot about it.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."