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I'm confused...are we now looking for Themiscyra on the map, or a vagina on the map? Also, is the map, in fact, a lady?

"Here there be dragons..."


Stay north of the equator, boy! The valleys to the south be known to crush the spirits of thousands of heroes!

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Diamondeye wrote:
in my experience passing gas is relatively minor.

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Jeryn wrote:
If Mexico gets any more Somalia-esque, can we just banish people to it, and tell them they're now KoS with the Freeport guards?

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God: It's springtime!
Peeps: Hooray!
God: April Fools Day, *****! It's still winter!!!
Peeps: Aaah!
Gore: Global Warming!
WBBC: It's because of the gays!

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In the show Futurama they're always encouraging people to walk into Suicide booths. So not all cultures value life that highly.


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And I guess we can add this one too....

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There's many employees in the private industry like this too. Haven't you seen American Psycho?
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Just need one more today for a hat trick. I'm having a positive influence on the world.

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The house or the field Muslims? Our house Muslims are pretty well behaved but the field ones tend to get a little uppity.

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The people are too stupid to have an opinion on the subject.

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I like to think of wiping my *** as giving someone a reason to plant a tree.

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Lydiaa wrote:
I did 1 class, lots of bruises and annoying sticky stuff... staying on a pole is hard work!


Sorry Lyd. :mrgreen:

Too awesome to be forgotten.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
I just wanted to interject that this thread would have been 1713% more awesome if it had been titled "Planned Parenthood puts out" and then lead the body of the post with "stats about its services."
(1:04:58 PM) Kaffis: that's a measured value, by the way

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I see you have mastered the fine art of making terrible comparisons.

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My understanding of Ulysses is that it may be a painting of a cow taking a **** in outer space, but it's a really well-executed painting of a cow taking a **** in outer space.

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darksiege wrote:
Numbuk... but how can you not miss playing a fantasy game with ~4.3 million Drizzt or Raistlin respelling attempts; or a rogue named *anything involving stabbing and eyes* ?

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It took me roughly 35-40 hours to finish. But I ran around a lot sleeping with hookers and getting drunk.

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I think he means in the game, Hop.

Oh... -1

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RangerDave wrote:
Indeed. I'll bet no one here would guess that I grew up with an alcoholic, womanizing father and a mother who was a former prostitute who used to put me in a burlap bag and beat me with reeds when I was insolent. It wasn't that bad, to be honest. From my perspective at the time, it was pretty standard, really. For example, I only recently realized how odd it was that they ritualistically shaved my testicles when I turned fourteen. Anyway, to each their own, I guess.

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Damn government. Next they will make it illegal to hide legos up your butt.

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I've figured it out....
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You guys argue in the Gaming forums as well? People here actually have strong enough feelings about PlayStation to have an opinion formed enough that they are willing to get heated over it? Crazy ****, man. Crazy ****.


Unlike the **** you guys argue about in Hellfire, the stuff in the gaming forums actually matters.

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Ha! My worthless old fart brain has retained useless knowledge from 25 years ago! Yay! :D

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Rynar wrote:
The trust developed in a relationship over a ten year marraige is not the same as justice metered out in a court of law. Once it's gone, it's gone, and no one is under any sort of obligation to hold their standards of personal trust to those of a legal burden of proof.

I'm pretty sure he was cheating, and I wouldn't let Michael Jackson watch my child or OJ Simpson date my sister.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Ha! I bought my grandmother a computer, shipped it to her with instructions on how to connect everything, and had previously set up an email account for her with a big icon on the desktop that takes you right to it.

I got a letter typed on a typewriter in the mail thanking me....

I never, ever, received an email from her.

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Rynar wrote:
The beard is in your soul, not on your face.

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Also companies tend not to last long if they encourage death or other negative effects on their customers.


Apparently you've never heard of the tobacco industry.

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Well I will admit I was wrong.

I really didn't think you were this crazy.

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Adults are just grown-up children...


Somebody isn't even trying anymore.

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LadyKate wrote:
Thugs don't know how to grow anything but hatred.

The antithesis of the quote just prior.

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