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How Do You Roll?
I am female and I buy my tp for softness 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
I am female and I buy my tp for price/efficiency 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
I am female and I just grab whatever 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I am male and I buy my tp for softness 27%  27%  [ 8 ]
I am male and I buy my tp for price/effeciency 20%  20%  [ 6 ]
I am male and I just grab whatever 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Other (female) Please explain 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Other (male) Please explain 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
This is not a valid poll 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
The valid poll option is getting old 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
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Lenas wrote:
Since Kate brought up efficiency,

I also fold and reuse.

I bet that leaves you prime to stink-palm people.

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Flushable wipes. Very efficient

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
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Soft tp, 3 squares at a time.



You count the squares? You don't just pull it off, use it, then never look back?


If you never look back, how do you know when you're done?



I have a sensitive ***, I guess..

You don't know when you are done?

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I think he meant finished wiping up all the ikky bits.
Softness, and toughness, I don't want something that'll melt as soon as it touches water, but it has to be soft.
I would never skimp money on things that touch my body.


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I'll have to try those Darkseige.

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Voted "male and other" because while I'd be totally OK with the John Wayne **** paper, Taamar is particular. So, Taamar buys and you'd have to ask her what her motivations are.

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I'm with LK...the Scott tissue is fine...however hubby started buying Northern Quilted...we compromised and now buy Scott Extra Soft...lasts longer than Northern and a bit cheaper, especially with coupons.

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Recycled. Who chops up a tree to wipe their ***? Really?


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I like to think of wiping my *** as giving someone a reason to plant a tree.

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Shelgeyr wrote:
Voted "male and other" because while I'd be totally OK with the John Wayne **** paper, Taamar is particular. So, Taamar buys and you'd have to ask her what her motivations are.


I buy Quilted Northern (not the Ultra) because it is the least likely to leave shreddy bits on ones taint. There are few things in the world more mood-killing than a mouthful of damp TP.


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Taamar wrote:
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Voted "male and other" because while I'd be totally OK with the John Wayne **** paper, Taamar is particular. So, Taamar buys and you'd have to ask her what her motivations are.


I buy Quilted Northern (not the Ultra) because it is the least likely to leave shreddy bits on ones taint. There are few things in the world more mood-killing than a mouthful of damp TP.


Or perhaps doing 69 and getting an eyeful of wadded up TP? I saw that one time in college...I laughed for weeks.

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SuiNeko wrote:
Recycled. Who chops up a tree to wipe their ***? Really?


You really don't understand America do you SuiNeko. We have third and fourth growth pine forests on thousands of acres dedicated to that cause.

All kinds of paper really, not just TP.

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I should point out that in the old Soviet Union, we frequently used newspaper. Pravda was prime wiping material.

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