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The 10 Best Obnoxious Responses To Misspellings On Facebook

Ha!

I cannot imagine the mental process that would lead someone to spell it this way.

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phone autocorrect?

Doubtful. There's no reason to come up with an E from Hind. At least, not anywhere near the beginning of the word.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I guess so, "hine site" maybe.

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Dang, it was physically painful to read that.

Which reminds me, what happened to our favorite z user, anyone still in contact with him?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Totally agree. What's really painful is that I see some of those misspellings every day.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Um, what? I can usually translate Ebonics, but this is the worst I have ever seen.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Fornicate these women. Delete me, block me, I don't give a fornication. But I tell you one thing when you see me don't say feces to me. Don't try to act like we are family or friends because I don't fornicate with boogie-heinie prostitutes any way. So keep my name out of your mouth because I will track you down. I don't hang around women of the night. Now go forth post-haste and tell them. Surely.

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Those coarse women make me laugh so much I may lose weight from the exercise. They may delete my posts, ignore me, block me from posting on their internet ramblings, but truly, I just don't care. I have noticed one thing though, you don't support me, indeed you join in the fun at my expense. Now you come around and pretend we are friends, as close as family? We aren't. Don't act like you have my support, because I will go out of my way to deny it. I don't sell out, I don't prostitute myself just to fit in. If you say anything about me, say that. Word.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I laughed. I cried. I crapped my pants. Good stuff.

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The Dude abides.

LOL @ Micheal and Hop



We've come to expect better from you. The "Deuce Master" would never crap his pants. I say we revoke the title.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Micheal's is good, but, Hop, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Do you have "Ebonics" listed on your resume as a second language?

Those are pretty amusing. Almost makes me want to join Facebook just to be an obnoxious spelling-correcter.

I saw a good misspelling last night in sports forum post: "For all intensive purposes ... " /sigh

I just gloss over them, for the most part. The problem is that unless your you're vigilant, the misspellings infect your brain and start to creep into your own writing. See the strike-through above.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

The scariest thing about this one is that it's not actually a misspelling. There are people who genuinely believe this is the correct wording. Likewise, I once was asked by the DMV to complete a "One in the same" form o.O

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Those are pretty funny, but I bet they're all fake. Also the best word to mispell is "mispell".

Yeah. One would sure look foolish if one were to misspell "misspell".

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Moar mispelingz!

http://www.happyplace.com/3645/the-best ... n-facebook

Rather a fan of "Spellcheck urself b4 u wreck urself".

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Ok, the FB status update that said "taking a fairy to San Francisco" was my favorite so far! Good stuff...thanks FarSky!!!

This one really made me lose my **** for some reason:

I must have missed that one...I loled! That is tooo funny!!

Yeah Lenas, that was my favorite too.

I liked this one:

And, uh, this one. o.O

LMFAO!! Some of those were hysterical!

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"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"