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What country was Ma-Ti from? The brown funny accent nation?

They may be a bit nutty, but it's a mistake to take them too lightly or you'll end up going to jail for cutting down a tree in your yard or maybe shooting a vicious dog near your kids. Some people believe that an animal dying is just as bad a a child...


That's mostly due to the fact that I hate your kids(a general your as in everyone's kids) and I like dogs.

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Had no clue what the **** the OP was about until I realized that "Gia" was supposed to be "Gaia."


It took me a few reads too, I kept thinking "who gives a crap if a zombie supermodel gets representation at the UN, maybe it is for AIDS awareness."
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darksiege wrote:
FarSky wrote:
Had no clue what the **** the OP was about until I realized that "Gia" was supposed to be "Gaia."


It took me a few reads too, I kept thinking "who gives a crap if a zombie supermodel gets representation at the UN, maybe it is for AIDS awareness."
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It could only improve the UN as she struts to the podium and says "Brains, yours is whats for dinner."

You know DS, I might get that movie from Red Box when it gets there.

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Can we leave to UN yet?

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What country was Ma-Ti from? The brown funny accent nation?

Brazil


No, that's Blanka.

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Müs wrote:
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What country was Ma-Ti from? The brown funny accent nation?

Brazil


No, that's Blanka.

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Ma-Ti (voiced by Scott Menville): From the Amazon rainforests Brazil and raised by a Kayapo Indian shaman, Ma-Ti uses the power of heart to instill caring, passion, and sympathy into the people of the world to care for the planet. He can also use this power to communicate with animals telepathically. At 12 years old, long black hair, dark brown eyes, Ma-Ti is the youngest and the most impressionable, but his youth and innocence also aids in the level of sympathy that keeps the group together. Ma-Ti also has a pet monkey named Suchi (voiced by Frank Welker).


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{snip} (That was a disturbing murder...it was right down the road from me. One college kid murdered his roomate, tied him to a computer chair, cut him up, and wrapped him in saran wrap.)


Not to derail or nothin', but, I'm having trouble following the sequence of events here.

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I guess it's easier to cut parts off of people if they're sitting upright in a chair. I've never done it, myself, so I'm only speculating.

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You should have trouble following because you're not murderously insane, Aethien.

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1) Kill victim
2) Restrain body in an upright sort of position to let the blood drain and provide easy access to various limbs
3) Cut off body pats
4) Wrap in Saran Wrap

Presumably this is followed by:

5) Place in freezer
6) Microwave defrost at 90 seconds per pound
7) Grill over charcoal briquettes
8) Season with lemon juice and tomato-based barbecue sauce
9) Hide evidence

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You should have trouble following because you're not murderously insane, Aethien.

So, you're saying I'm just, ya know, regular insane? I'll take that as a compliment!

I guess I was confused about the Saran wrap part. Kill, cut, saran wrap. I wasn't thinking "grocery store meat section", now it makes sense. Sadly.

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:spit: ROFL! Ok I can't quote the last 5 or 6 posts, but you guys just made me lol.

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Maybe Aethien, you're just calculatingly, coldly murderous and not insane at all...

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Dexter had to be based on someone, why not Aethien?

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