The Glade 4.0

http://www.geekosystem.com/bacon-roses/

Yummy.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

It's a novel idea....or it would be, if the whole bacon thing hadn't been overplayed by now. Plus, by the time you rolled those things the bacon would be cold. Who likes cold bacon?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I understand each of these words on its own, but together they don't make sense.

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Hahahahaha, well, I guess some people aren't over the bacon thing yet.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Well prepared bacon is just as awesome cold as it is hot. Much like pizza.

Or bacon pizza.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

bacon IS the fruit of the Gods we read about in mythology books.

Persephone was not held in Hades for eating a Pommegranate; it was bacon.

Finally; The Beatles were wrong, all you need is bacon... not love

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Anyone who who thinks the bacon thing is a thing just doesn't get the bacon thing.

Well, I'm way over bacon. I've moved onto butter. Who's coming with me??

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

What about butter injected into bacon?

Where's that head-exploding .gif?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Any Bacon limber enough to be formed into roses has not been cooked long enough.

also i'm going to go have some poor man's bacon.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as your in my house, you'll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes, father.

Lisa: Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over.

Homer: Hold that thought. [to Bart] Bacon up that sausage, boy.

Bart: Dad, my heart hurts. [wraps a slice of bacon around a sausage link and eats it]

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I have been complaining that modern roses lack the intense scent that they had in generations past. This was not the scent I was thinking of...

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

That's true...and apples don't have much flavor either. When I was a kid we picked apples off trees and they had such a robust flavor...almost every single kind of apple you buy at the grocery store these days has almost no flavor...what's up with that? How do you breed out the flavor and scent of something and why?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Storage and shipping. None of them are picked at the peak of ripeness, especially something like tomatoes, etc.

We may have peaked on the bacon thing this past Christmas. At a White Elephant, my wife glommed onto the bacon sampler - gum, lip balm, breath mints. Some of it was a bit hard to handle.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

You mad fool! Clearly the answer is to put bacon bits into the butter!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Bacon bits made from butter-injected bacon, of course.

I would add jalapeno oil to that, and inject it into a turkey.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I just use bacon drippin's, it serves the purpose.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Brb, gotta hit the bunk for a bit...

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Good thinking Hop...edible lube!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

All lube must edible to be properly used

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