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As for the whole circumcision issue, I never liked giving blowjobs to uncut cocks. (Not that i've had that opportunity for the last 16 years -- my husband is circumcised.) I believe that parents who circumcise their boys are simply helping them get ahead more head.

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As for the whole circumcision issue, I never liked giving blowjobs to uncut cocks. (Not that i've had that opportunity for the last 16 years -- my husband is circumcised.) I believe that parents who circumcise their boys are simply helping them get ahead more head.


Odd, what didn't you like about it?


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As for the whole circumcision issue, I never liked giving blowjobs to uncut cocks. (Not that i've had that opportunity for the last 16 years -- my husband is circumcised.) I believe that parents who circumcise their boys are simply helping them get ahead more head.


Odd, what didn't you like about it?


I read an article yesterday about a girl asking advice from a doctor about giving her un-cut boyfriend a blowjob and that the foreskin made her gag because it was in the way. The doctor told her to hold the foreskin down with one hand while she gave him head.
That seems awfully restrictive...kinda helps to have both hands free and more area of the penis free as well.

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Happy Meals and oral sex technique in a single thread. This MIGHT just break the record more most dissonant thread ever.


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A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.
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As for the whole circumcision issue, I never liked giving blowjobs to uncut cocks. (Not that i've had that opportunity for the last 16 years -- my husband is circumcised.) I believe that parents who circumcise their boys are simply helping them get ahead more head.


Odd, what didn't you like about it?


I read an article yesterday about a girl asking advice from a doctor about giving her un-cut boyfriend a blowjob and that the foreskin made her gag because it was in the way. The doctor told her to hold the foreskin down with one hand while she gave him head.
That seems awfully restrictive...kinda helps to have both hands free and more area of the penis free as well.


Interesting. Generally, once you're hard there isn't much extra skin to go around as it's stretched already. So I've never had anyone complain about that issue before.


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She could have been trying to give him mouth hugs while completely flaccid, I could see how that'd be unpleasant.


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She could have been trying to give him mouth hugs while completely flaccid, I could see how that'd be unpleasant.


Mouth hugs, huh. And I thought the term Oonagh and I use was strange.

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She could have been trying to give him mouth hugs while completely flaccid, I could see how that'd be unpleasant.


Mouth hugs, huh. And I thought the term Oonagh and I use was strange.


Please share!

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Talya wrote:
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She could have been trying to give him mouth hugs while completely flaccid, I could see how that'd be unpleasant.


Mouth hugs, huh. And I thought the term Oonagh and I use was strange.


Please share!


I am conflicted.

On one hand, it is a silly term. On the other hand it is a silly term referring to the copious amount of "mouth hugs" and "box lunches" (I had to look that one up :mrgreen: ) I get to experience.

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<---------------should have kept his mouth closed.

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maybe, but you went there... :twisted:

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Stuffed mouth?

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Here is a link to the article: http://trinaread.com/blog/2010/12/01/dr-brian-answers-how-to-deal-with-freakishly-long-foreskin/

Apparently his foreskin was longer than normal, and yes, I looked it up and apparently when an un-cut member is erect it is supposedly indistinguishable from a circumcised penis.

So now I want to know whether the guy(s) Talya was referring to had freakishly long foreskin, and if they didn't, then what was so awful about giving them head?

And Foamy...I'm dying to know too, haha! You can't bring something like that up and get all tight lipped about it!

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*snicker*you said tight lipped...*snicker*

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I wouldn't say indistinguishable, but similar enough to not care about any differences.


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I've only known one dude in my life who got UTIs and he was uncircumcised. Coincidence? Maybe. Just sayin'....

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I've only known one dude in my life who got UTIs and he was uncircumcised. Coincidence? Maybe. Just sayin'....


Or maybe he was putting his penis somewhere dirty on a regular basis. Just sayin....

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Or maybe his foreskin was trapping fromunda cheese up in his ureter.

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Ew! You said fromunda cheese! GROSS!!

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This podcast definitely applies here:

Stuff You Should Know: How Circumcision Works

Here's a point worth considering:

There are at least a couple medical conditions (short version, the foreskin is too tight) which make circumcision genuinely medically necessary. If this ban passes, the best case scenario is that nothing changes whatsoever. People who want to get their boys circumcised will simply find a doctor amenable to declaring it a medical necessity, and life will pretty much go on exactly as it always has. The worst case scenario is that they try to close that loophole (which is really the only way the ban could actually be enforced). That would require taking the hard stance that a doctor's statement of medical necessity was insufficient proof of necessity. At which point the state of your child's penis would become a matter of public interest. I don't know about you, but I'm very much not okay with that.

If this all sounds familiar, it should ...

Edit: I accidentally a word.

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