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Correct ! :thumbs:

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That's my wife!

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And I thought the term Oonagh and I use was strange.


Was not expecting "hummer" - I am disappoint


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And I thought the term Oonagh and I use was strange.


Was not expecting "hummer" - I am disappoint

Ditto. Also I do not get how this relates to quantity of oral stimulations.

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Terms of endearment are not required to be logical. In the hope of avoiding a TMI situation, can we drop the Squirrel and Elf's mating habits and terminology?

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LadyKate wrote:
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It's not hummer. What Oonagh said originally was the answer

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Screeling, I watch it on Netflix.
Kaffis, I thought I like Liz Phair but that song is even more, uh, (what is the word because offensive/vile/filthy aren't fitting) than a lot of David Allen Coe songs. (NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPNX9WBw1rs)

I'm not sure what the word is, because I'm not sure quite how you're feeling about Liz Phair now. Because you're not coming up with the right word. ;)

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Dammit Kaffis. Don't make me get my angry villagers out!

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PS--The word I was thinking of is along the lines of crass or crude or something.
Damn. Still can't figure it out! Whatever it is, it's just nasty. I like dirty humor but that Liz Phair song is just....ick.

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Oh, yeah. It's definitely more dirty than I'd normally listen to, but it's got an irresistibly catchy, whimsical melody. Sometimes, I catch myself humming it to myself and have to be *really careful* not to start singing the verses to myself.

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NF and I have a song like that....he actually sang it out loud at a restaurant with out realizing it while he was staring at a ball game on the flat screen. There were children at the table too. The part of the chorus that he was singing was:
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"dicks like Jesus" from My Dick by Mickey Avalon

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Terms of endearment are not required to be logical. In the hope of avoiding a TMI situation, can we drop the Squirrel and Elf's mating habits and terminology?

But, it's sorta like when you see an accident happen ... you just can't stop watching!

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NF and I have a song like that....he actually sang it out loud at a restaurant with out realizing it while he was staring at a ball game on the flat screen. There were children at the table too. The part of the chorus that he was singing was:
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"dicks like Jesus" from My Dick by Mickey Avalon


I have a couple friends who have that as a ringtone for me.

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NF and I have a song like that....he actually sang it out loud at a restaurant with out realizing it while he was staring at a ball game on the flat screen. There were children at the table too. The part of the chorus that he was singing was:
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"dicks like Jesus" from My Dick by Mickey Avalon


I have a couple friends who have that as a ringtone for me.


Oh? Did you get touched by your uncle? :lol:

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NF and I have a song like that....he actually sang it out loud at a restaurant with out realizing it while he was staring at a ball game on the flat screen. There were children at the table too. The part of the chorus that he was singing was:
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"dicks like Jesus" from My Dick by Mickey Avalon


I have a couple friends who have that as a ringtone for me.


Oh? Did you get touched by your uncle? :lol:


I figured that was why NF related to it. I assume you are looking for commonality? :P

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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06 ... -proposal/

No anti semitic messages in that comic, nope none here.

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She's a lactation consultant? WTF.

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Coming from a country where the chop isn’t the norm. I find some mis-conceptions interesting hehe, so having dated various guys, with and without I’ll sum up my experiences below.

There are medical conditions which requires circumcision, I had a male friend get it done when he was 16… He had to go back to the hospital twice, cause apparently morning glories are not good for healing.

Circumcised feel better than uncircumcised on a general note… imo, its cause there’s more friction

Yes it can be very very dirty if you don’t look after uncircumcised ones, but that’s more a personal hygiene issue and not a chopped or not issue

While unexcited, circumcised looks better, however when it’s in the mouth, considering the amount of time it takes to be excited, there’s really not that much time for a exploratory tongue examination. In the end it’s all the same.

That’s all I can think of atm… one thing though, guys who think they are not impressive (for what ever reason) will generally try harder and are better in bed.


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Circumcisions... what a change in a generation.

I remember having to produce research papers showing there was no medical reason to have circumcision to keep my son from having it done when he was born. :P

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Other than flowers, what are morning glories?

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LadyKate wrote:
Other than flowers, what are morning glories?



Wood.

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Oh. Heh. :oops:

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