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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:24 pm 
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Talya wrote:
Honestly, if they're going to ban every item someone tries to use as a weapon on a flight, its only a matter of time before someone attacks someone with a pair of women's panties (which should be as effective as nail clippers), and then they're not going to let us wear panties in the air.


Ok guys, who wants to man up and take one for rest of males every where?

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Vindicarre wrote:
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Well, I'm terribly sorry, but you can't have a robe then.

Darn.


I'm guessing she wouldn't be wearing it while fashioning her paper strangler anyway. I'd let he work on it for about 15 minutes then take it away from her. Win. Win.


LOLZ! :lol:

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Talya wrote:
Honestly, if they're going to ban every item someone tries to use as a weapon on a flight, its only a matter of time before someone attacks someone with a pair of women's panties (which should be as effective as nail clippers), and then they're not going to let us wear panties in the air.


And this is a problem because....?

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LadyKate wrote:
I know how to make rope from plant fibers, pocket lint, and paper napkins. I could very easily turn that robe into something strong enough to strangle someone with in under 20 minutes.

This is equal parts hippie and MacGyver.

Talya wrote:
Honestly, if they're going to ban every item someone tries to use as a weapon on a flight, its only a matter of time before someone attacks someone with a pair of women's panties (which should be as effective as nail clippers), and then they're not going to let us wear panties in the air.

Yeah, that sounds about right for the TSA. Backscatter nudie pics are for suckas!

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You know, I started to post some snarky response to Talya's post..

Then I started thinking about some of the disgusting people I've shared airplane cabins with over the years, and decided to not wish for what I do not want... At least not unless they replace the seats after every flight and disinfect the entire plane with flamethrowers.
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Wait until the inevitable "I'm sorry sir, but you are a professional fighter. Your hands are registered as lethal weapons. You aren't allowed to fly in commercial airplanes anymore."

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Stathol wrote:
LadyKate wrote:
I know how to make rope from plant fibers, pocket lint, and paper napkins. I could very easily turn that robe into something strong enough to strangle someone with in under 20 minutes.

This is equal parts hippie and MacGyver.


Actually true. I was taught this skill first using cedar bark and yucca fibers from an Apache Indian in Northern California in the early 90's.

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