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I only met my brother’s ex-girlfriend’s family once — the year they invited our family over to share Thanksgiving dinner. Since we were basically a group of strangers looking to make a good first impression, the table conversation was nothing more than friendly idle chitchat.
When I asked our hostess for more mashed potatoes, she took the opportunity to ask me about myself while dishing out my second helping — “So Shaun, what do you do for a living?”

Hesitantly, I responded: “I work in computer support.”

The transition to silence was immediate. All eyes suddenly turned to me, raised eyebrows all around. If you hadn’t heard my response, judging from everyone’s reaction you might think I said something outrageous like I was a male stripper or a gynecologist — but I knew the awkward silence would soon be broken by an overwhelming outpouring of computer questions.

“Oh wow, a computer guy!” — “So you know how to remove spyware and viruses and stuff, right?” — “Our family computer is really slow, I think it has a virus.” — “Do you have a business card, or can I get your number?”

I politely and patiently answered their questions, hoping that we’d exhaust the subject in a matter of minutes and then move on to something else. As it would turn out, my hopeful prediction was very wrong — the gentleman sitting next to me scooted his seat closer to me to begin an interrogation.

This man I was meeting for the first time must’ve truly believed that I was going to help him with his problem at that very moment. It didn’t matter how uninterested I looked or sounded, he was convinced that I must know the answer he’s looking for and he was determined he would get it.

Situations like this one were common for me. I’ve had eavesdropping strangers approach me with questions about their computer while I was eating in a restaurant. I’ve had oblivious coworkers step in front of me in a buffet line to tell me about their computer problems while I was serving myself food. I’ve had neighbors who spotted me from their window rush outside to coax me into working on their home computer while I was walking to the corner market. My knack for solving people’s computer problems had become so well-known among my neighborhood that these circumstances were near impossible to avoid.

You might be thinking, “So why complain? If your help is in high demand, why not embrace your talents and charge people for your time?”

I tried to for seven years. I’ve worked in the computer industry in various ways — help desk support, web design, consulting and sales, field technician, freelance computer specialist, and whatever other fancy name you want to give “the computer guy.”

I stopped enjoying it. There were certainly times when I enjoyed myself, but most of those times were when my computer talents were still developing. Once I stopped learning new things on the job, I would become fidgety and want to move on to something else.

From my career-hopping experiences in the computer industry, I’ve become acquainted with the Top Ten Reasons it doesn’t pay to be the computer guy:

Reason #10 – Most Of Your Accomplishments Are Invisible

The computer guy never hears anyone tell him, “I just want to let you know … everything is working fine!”

The reality is that people call the computer guy when something is wrong.

As a computer guy, if you work really hard to make everything work the way that it should, and things work fine, then people believe you don’t do anything. Everything you manage to get working correctly or do perfectly will forever remain unnoticed by computer users. They’ll only ever notice that you do anything when something isn’t working correctly, and you are called upon to fix it.

Reason #9 – Every Conversation You Have Is Roughly The Same

When the computer guy dares to mention what he does for a living, the typical response is, “I have a question about my home computer…”

Or when the computer guy first hears about a widespread problem within the computer network he’s responsible for, he can barely begin to assess the problem before a dozen other people call to report the same problem.

Or when the computer guy explains a certain process on a computer to a user who is incapable of retaining the process, he will inevitably need to reinstruct the user of this same process — indefinitely.

Reason #8 – You’re An Expert Of Bleeding-Edge Technology Products, Aren’t You?

The computer guy often finds himself in situations where someone is asking him for advice on a pending investment of the technological variety.

“I heard about (some hardware or software product) that can do (something desirable) for me. I brought you these (advertisements/reviews/printouts) because I wanted your recommendation. Which would you buy?”

Although the inquiring person sincerely trusts the computer guy’s judgment over their own, in almost every instance the real objective of these meetings is to ensure their own immunity from making a risky purchase.

If it turns out to be a bad investment, and they cannot get (the hardware or software product) to do (anything desirable), then you will be their personal scapegoat — “But honey, the computer guy said I should buy it!”

Reason #7 – Your Talents Are Forcibly Undervalued

Thanks to the constantly declining price of new computers, the computer guy cannot charge labor sums without a dispute. If he asks to be paid what he is worth, he will likely be met with the “why not buy new?” argument.

That is, desktop computers are always getting smaller, faster, and cheaper. It’s possible to purchase a new desktop computer for under $400. If the computer guy spends five hours fixing a computer and wants $100/hour for his time, his customer will be outraged, exclaiming “I didn’t even spend this much to BUY the computer, why should I pay this much just to FIX it?”

Reason #6 – You’re Never Allowed A Moment’s Peace

The computer guy is so prone to interruption that he rarely finds an opportunity to work on his own problems. This is because:

Computers never sleep.
Computer problems aren’t scheduled.
Every problem takes time to diagnose.
The computer guy can only give one problem his full attention.
Each user believes their problem deserves attention now.
Consequently, the computer guy has a 24/7 obligation to keep critical computer systems running, while simultaneously juggling everyone’s problems. He’ll often need to forfeit any opportunities to tend to his own needs for the sake of others — because at any moment, of any day, he can be interrupted by someone who wants to make their problem his problem.

Reason #5 – People Ask You To Perform Miracles

The computer guy is often mistaken for someone who possesses the combined skills of an old priest and a young priest. I’ll sum this up easily by example:

“No, I really can’t recover any files from your thumb drive, even if you did find it after it passed through your dog.”

Reason #4 – Your Assumed “All-Knowing” Status Sets You Up To Let People Down

There is no common understanding that there are smaller divisions within the computer industry, and that the computer guy cannot be an expert in all areas. What makes things worse, is when the computer guy attempts to explain this to someone asking for help, the person will often believe that the computer guy is withholding the desired knowledge to avoid having to help.

This is somewhat related to the next reason:

Reason #3 – You Possess Unlimited Responsibility

The computer guy is expected to solve problems. It is difficult to determine the boundaries of that expectation.

Some of the oddest things that I’ve been asked to do include:

Use pirated software to undelete important company files.
Create an Intranet, after explaining I didn’t know how to.
Teach someone how to hide their pornography collection.
Solving problems can range from replacing batteries in a wireless keyboard to investigating why the entire building loses power at the same time every morning. Resolutions can necessitate weaving a 50-foot cable through a drop ceiling, or wriggling under a house on your belly to add an electrical outlet.

Reasons #4 and #3 boil down to this: no matter how often you want to play the role of a hero, there will always be circumstances that test the limits of your ability to be one. It’s difficult to judge when helping someone means doing something immoral, and it’s even harder to admit you are unable to solve someone’s problem — and chances are, that someone will view you as incompetent because you were unable to help them.

Reason #2 – A Life Of Alienation

People only talk to the computer guy when they need him to fix something. Also, when the computer guy approaches a user, they’ll hop up out of their chair under the presumption that he’s there to fix something — as if it would never be expected that he only wants to strike up a conversation.

The fact that the computer guy never gets a moment’s peace can also practically force him to withdraw into solitude. His co-workers don’t understand that he doesn’t want to hear about their computer problems during his lunch hour — he does that every other hour of the day. That’s why the computer guy eats lunch alone with his door closed, or goes out to eat every day — not because he’s unfriendly, but because he needs to escape the incessant interruptions.

Reason #1 – You Have No Identity

It’s an awful experience when the computer guy shows up at a neighbor’s doorstep with a plate of Christmas cookies, only to have the child who answered the door call out, “Mom, the computer guy is here!” He begs for an identity that is not directly associated with computers, but “the computer guy” label walks ahead of him — it simply cannot be avoided. I was given a name and I’d love to be addressed by it.

Having read these reasons, you may believe that I’m complaining. It’s true that I was upset with many aspects of my life as the computer guy, but I’m past the point of complaining.

I took a good hard look at my existence and realized that things were not likely to change in the line of work I had chosen. Instead of just complaining, I took action and began making positive changes in my life.

Working in the computer industry isn’t for everybody. It wasn’t for me. I’ve compiled my reasons for putting it behind me and placed them here, so that anyone who is unsatisfied with their life working in computers might recognize it’s not for them either.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:21 pm 
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The computer guy is often mistaken for someone who possesses the combined skills of an old priest and a young priest.


That is awesome right there.

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I can't refute anything he had to say. I've certainly experienced all those things in my life.

Somebody has to do it. I didn't ask for it to fall to me, it just sort of happened. I knew the first time I showed something simple to someone clueless, I was hooked. I was in 7th grade. It's kind of addictive to be the hero. I couldn't play sports, I was mediocre in class, but I remembered my Apple Works course and could relay the information to my peers in English when we had a writing assignment and hit the lab. So here I am almost two decades later (Wow has it really been that long?). I'm still a computer guy. It's not roses everyday nor is that my title of current primary important, but the magic is still there. Every time something works it's still "Bang! Yes! I'm invincible!" If it's not, if it's just another job, than yeah maybe it's time for you to go. I'm not there yet.

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I understand and commiserate. I got much the same before. Of course now I can say, "I'm retired." ;)

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My answer to all semi-difficult and persistent computer problems has always been "reformat your computer". I think it's solid advice, but most people can't accept it for some reason.


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A friend of mine's answer to anything like this is "reboot". If it is ever pointed out that this has been tried, he simply says, "keep rebooting, it will eventually work."


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Reboot, Google, reboot, Google, reformat (if it's important enough), in that order.


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Wow... good read.

Need to add:

#11 - After you touch a computer, EVERYTHING is your fault.

"You installed a new power strip for me yesterday, now I have a virus! What did you do??"

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Pretty funny, and of course, accurate. The priest thing is funny, and I like 8 and 3, too. I'm never cutting edge.

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Reason #9 – Every Conversation You Have Is Roughly The Same
Or when the computer guy explains a certain process on a computer to a user who is incapable of retaining the process, he will inevitably need to reinstruct the user of this same process — indefinitely.

This times 1000.

User: "How do I add a user to Sharepoint?"
Me: "I'll do it."
User: "Could you just show me how to do it so I don't have to bother you?"
Me: <checks calendar>
Me: "According to my calendar I have shown you how to do this on May 3rd, 2010, June 8th and November 11th."
User: "Oh..."
Me: "Yeah...."

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Vladimirr wrote:
Wow... good read.

Need to add:

#11 - After you touch a computer, EVERYTHING is your fault.

"You installed a new power strip for me yesterday, now I have a virus! What did you do??"


LOL :lol:

So true!

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Hopwin wrote:
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Reason #9 – Every Conversation You Have Is Roughly The Same
Or when the computer guy explains a certain process on a computer to a user who is incapable of retaining the process, he will inevitably need to reinstruct the user of this same process — indefinitely.

This times 1000.

User: "How do I add a user to Sharepoint?"
Me: "I'll do it."
User: "Could you just show me how to do it so I don't have to bother you?"
Me: <checks calendar>
Me: "According to my calendar I have shown you how to do this on May 3rd, 2010, June 8th and November 11th."
User: "Oh..."
Me: "Yeah...."


I keep a "notes.txt" file at work so I rarely have to ask people things twice.


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Hopwin wrote:
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Reason #9 – Every Conversation You Have Is Roughly The Same
Or when the computer guy explains a certain process on a computer to a user who is incapable of retaining the process, he will inevitably need to reinstruct the user of this same process — indefinitely.

This times 1000.

User: "How do I add a user to Sharepoint?"
Me: "I'll do it."
User: "Could you just show me how to do it so I don't have to bother you?"
Me: <checks calendar>
Me: "According to my calendar I have shown you how to do this on May 3rd, 2010, June 8th and November 11th."
User: "Oh..."
Me: "Yeah...."

Fantastic.

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Lex Luthor wrote:
My answer to all semi-difficult and persistent computer problems has always been "reformat your computer". I think it's solid advice, but most people can't accept it for some reason.

This is good advice and why if I ever am anywhere where I have enough say so I would implement a policy where all important data is to be stored on the server and workstation drives can and will be formatted at will without advance warning or notice. This would be part of the IT Acceptable Use Policy that every employee is required to sign. People arguing with this would simply be handed their AUP and asked if that is their signature.

Most people would never be a problem. Most of the others would only be problem once.

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Vladimirr wrote:
#11 - After you touch a computer, EVERYTHING is your fault.

"You installed a new power strip for me yesterday, now I have a virus! What did you do??"


Well my first mistake was not taking away your computer...

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