The Glade 4.0

Would you rather find crabs in your nether regions, or roaches in your kitchen?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Crabs aren't terribly difficult to get rid of if you have no particular emotional attachment to your pubic hair. I'd still probably rather find roaches in my kitchen, though.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Roaches, definitely. Just feel like it's less gross when they're not living ON you.

Crabs. I don't eat anything that has been near my pubes. Er... well eat for nutrition that is...

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I've never had crabs, thank God, but I think I'd still rather find some creepy crawlies *down there* and go get some shampoo than find roaches in my kitchen. Roaches hide in places where you cannot get them!


Well put, sir!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

It's easier to burn down my kitchen and get a new one.

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Crabs in the nether regions would be much easier to get rid of, I think. Shave!

The idea of roaches ....multiplying everywhere in your kitchen is far worse!

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

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Have you ever heard of this game? That is all it is, "Would you rather" questions.

I'll have to grab the box of questions and share some of the more disgusting ones. Interesting questions, terrible game (IMHO)

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Awesome, Foamy! Bring it on.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I'm sorry Nitefox...

I seem to remember some old radio beer commercials from the late 90's that posed questions like that.

Asking "would you rather" questions with the choices being things along the lines of "would you rather have grass for hair, or..." dillemas.

I can't for the life of me remember what company they were for though.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Roaches...with crabs I'd have some serious 'splaining to do!!!

Crabs in the kitchen?

That's the spirit: compromise.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Better than the alternative.

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Would that be cockroaches, pussyroaches or the gender-neutral crotchroaches?

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I'll take the cockroaches in the kitchen. Methinks my wife might have some hard questions if I turned up with crabs in the pubes.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

ROFLMAO@ "crotchroaches"

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I am confident in the bug guy that I have services through now... so definitely cockroaches in the kitchen and not crabs on the junk-region.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Why does the ocean roar?




Wait for it....









You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.

I've lived in a place that had problems with roaches.

I'd definitely take crabs.

roaches are no longer a problem...so unedible crabs , no thanks!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Nobody said they were inedible. You just have to be committed.






(eew)

OMG darkroland I don't know whether to ROFL or barf!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I forgot to grab the box of questions from the game, but as a teaser, here are some of the less gut wrenching questions.

Would you rather…have five bottles stuck on the fingers of one hand for a year –or– have a bucket stuck on your foot for a year?

Would you rather…wake up to find your neck has grown five inches longer –or– that your rear end has doubled in size?

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.