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Do you support Midgen's bid for supreme dictator on November 6, 2012?
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 Post subject: Campaign Trail 2012
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:46 am 
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I think these are important issues that our nation needs to address.

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Hey, Nov 6 is my Birthday.. That should be enough reason to make me Dictator for a day!


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Sure. I think he'd do a fine job.


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Only if he's going to appoint me Warmaster...

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:42 am 
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Heck yes


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Diamondeye wrote:
Only if he's going to appoint me Warmaster...


Sorry DE, I'm running on a strict no-czars platform. This will be a true Dictatorship


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Midgen wrote:
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Only if he's going to appoint me Warmaster...


Sorry DE, I'm running on a strict no-czars platform. This will be a true Dictatorship


Dictatorship sounds too harsh. Call it a principality or something.


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Only if he's going to appoint me Warmaster...


Sorry DE, I'm running on a strict no-czars platform. This will be a true Dictatorship


Probably a good policy in view of what other Warmasters have brought about!

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I for one welcome our new overlord and look forward to his benevolent dictatorial rule. I mourn his upcoming death as that is the usual fate of dictators for one day.

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Micheal wrote:
I for one welcome our new overlord and look forward to his benevolent dictatorial rule. I mourn his upcoming death as that is the usual fate of dictators for one day.






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Easy now...


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Yes, if can I been in your cabinet in charge of smearing your dectrators. (Which their won't be any if they know what is good for them.)

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Well, I will need a PR specialist... you know.. someone to manipulate the media, fabricate fantastic stories that make me look really good, and make my 'detractors' look like asses...

I will also need a finance minister, who will be in charge of taking as much lobbyist money as possible (under the false pretense that I would actually help them).


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That depends, Midgen please answer the following:
Socks: Will you solve the dryer paradox? (two go in, one comes out?)
Kittens: fluffy or cute? (pick ONE)
Horse Ranches: Ponies for everyone, or ponies for no one?
Whore Ranches: Same as above

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Hopwin,

Please see my PR specialist...


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If you're going to have a PR specialist and a finance minister, you definitely need a High Warlord, or Minister of Oppressing the Masses or something!

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 Post subject: Re: Campaign Trail 2012
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:38 am 
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Public Relations, Rebel Suppression, Minority Oppression, and General Operations will be handled by Lord Doom obviously.

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Khross wrote:
Public Relations, Rebel Suppression, Minority Oppression, and General Operations will be handled by Lord Doom obviously.

So based on the questions I asked above, do I get re-educated (disappear) before or after the election?

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Hopwin wrote:
Socks: Will you solve the dryer paradox? (two go in, one comes out?)


That is not a paradox, it is Thunderdome

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Khross wrote:
Public Relations, Rebel Suppression, Minority Oppression, and General Operations will be handled by Lord Doom obviously.


You would work under such an oppressive regime rather than attempt to usurp power for yourself?

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Foamy wrote:
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Public Relations, Rebel Suppression, Minority Oppression, and General Operations will be handled by Lord Doom obviously.
You would work under such an oppressive regime rather than attempt to usurp power for yourself?
Who says I haven't already usurped such power for myself? Barring Latveria, where I am the rightful ruler and monarch, dictator for life, and benevolent to my own people ...

Why on earth would I not install puppet dictators in other countries I intend to exploit for my own plans?

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Who said I was going to be oppressive?


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Khross wrote:
Public Relations, Rebel Suppression, Minority Oppression, and General Operations will be handled by Lord Doom obviously.

Sweet. That leaves oppressing the majority up to me, then!

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