The Glade 4.0

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Any other ideas I have would require I do research, and that sounds dangerously like work.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Only person to win three awards: Lex Luthor

I should point out that these are only nominations. I'm now tempted to cast my vote for Best Glade Luthor as...I dunno, Corolinth or something.

Best Director: FarSky
Best Costume Design: Pheona
Best Special Effects: Lenas
Best Choreography: Kirra
Best Score: LadyKate

Most Likely to Exterminate Tree Rats with Extreme Prejudice: Squirrel Girl

Most Likely to Attempt Growing Strange Plants: Vladimirr

Least Likely to Do Anything Productive with Alpacas: Taskiss

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Not true. Vlad and Dalantia have to battle it out.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Most likely to speak at least 20 languages: Khross

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Most likely to wake up first: Lydiaa
Most likely to have a sixpence: SuiNeko
Best cook on the Glade: Uhm, not going there
Most aggravating poster: Still Monte.
Starter of the longest thread on this incarnation of the Glade: Kirra.
Most likely to be defeated by rodents: Khross

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Manliest beard: Me, of course.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I think I have this one sewn up. Both the Word association thread, and the random picture thread

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Holy shitsnacks!

Wisest Role Model: Micheal and first runner up, Taskiss.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Most likely to sit naked on a couch playing a guitar:

Nominees: Midgen, Foamy, Ladykate.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Best Double Entendre: Khross

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Holy shitsnacks!

I don't get this one...

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Kirra used to do traditional Irish Dancing.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Most likely to create a tautological award named exactly like this one: TheRiov

Kirra's hotter

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Sorry, you've got the wrong guy. I'm getting too old for that sort of thing. The only thing I do naked these days is shower. :p

Yeah, same here. I know the three nominees are guitar players so that part of the award is covered.

However, I know i don't play naked on the couch and now we know you don't either. Since there is photographic evidence of our other nominee doing so, I declare LadyKate the winner!

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Most Extreme Glader - Rafael
Highest IQ Glader - Corolinth
Glader "I mostly don't understand" - Khross
Nicest/sweetest Glader - Lady Kate
Margarita drinking Glader - Taly
Glader that understands my medical humor - Colphax
Bluest eyes Glader - Müs

I dunno bout some of my nominations though lol

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

*cutest sad-face EVER!*

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Most offended at you not knowing I'm a guitar player: Darkroland
Most offended at not being nominated for more insane awards: Also Darkroland
Most offended at everyone on the board not knowing EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING: Khross

Ok, place people in for these

Best Avatar
Worst Avatar
Most Annoying Avatar
Best Signature
Worst Signature
Most Annoying Signature
Most clues
Least clues
Best troll
Worst troll
Most Annoying troll
Most missed Glader
Least missed Glader
Youngest Glader
Oldest Glader (it isn't me)
Most loyal to theme Glader
Best zinger Glader
Furthest Glader from Glade population center (if it isn't Lydiaa, who is it?)
Furthest Glader from Civilization.

Go.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Glade population center? I live in Japan atm...

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I haven't done the analysis, but I think the population center is somewhere around Missouri. We're heavy east coast, with enough westerners to draw it closer to center.

Lydiaa being an Australian is I think a little further away.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones