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Cheat or not?
1. Yes, he is cheating. No one uses a condom to masturbate. 57%  57%  [ 13 ]
2. No, some do, he might be telling the truth. 43%  43%  [ 10 ]
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The only plan would be buying them the first time...then they are right there. Spontaneity is still intact. This was more for DE and his desire not to walk in a sock that's been "used".

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I think I'll just pass on the socks in general.

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Yeah, I never understood the sock thing. First time I heard of that, I really had trouble wrapping my ... brain around that.

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It's possible I guess. 98% more likely that he's cheating. Nice try on his part to come up with a reason for it though.

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Perhaps he engages in prostrate stimulation with alternative objects? The condom would make things "easier" to deal with.

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Hannibal wrote:
Perhaps he engages in prostrate stimulation with alternative objects? The condom would make things "easier" to deal with.

Never, in a million years, would I have thought of that.
That disturbs me that you did, hahaha!

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My suggestion about the heroin and the condom is not really meant to be taken seriously, I dropped that out there after watching "Pulp Fiction" again.

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I heard from a friend in passing the other day... that the best way to please one's self is using a microwaved piece of soft white bread + butter...

I am still amazed at the ingenuity :spit:
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Lydiaa wrote:
I heard from a friend in passing the other day... that the best way to please one's self is using a microwaved piece of soft white bread + butter...

I am still amazed at the ingenuity :spit:

Guy or girl friend?

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Lydiaa wrote:
I heard from a friend in passing the other day... that the best way to please one's self is using a microwaved piece of soft white bread + butter...

I am still amazed at the ingenuity :spit:


... "in passing" :shock:
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I "heard" from a "friend"... :quote:

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<snip>Heard this on a podcast of my favorite radio morning show.<snip>


That wasn't 89X by chance, was it?
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Lydiaa wrote:
I heard from a friend in passing the other day... that the best way to please one's self is using a microwaved piece of soft white bread + butter...

I am still amazed at the ingenuity :spit:


So if you **** a buttered loaf of bread behind your spouse's back, would this be considered cheating on Atkin's or cheating on your spouse?

I'm guessing both.
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Only if you eat the bread afterwards.

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Only if you eat the bread afterwards.


Terrible.

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She found a single condom? If he really used them to beat off he'd probably buy in bulk.

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I know I would.

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Costco-ndoms?

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Generic Condoms, 1000 to a box.

Been awhile, but I saw that packaging on the shelf once. They would have expired before I got through a tenth of the box.

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Wow. 'Generic' condoms. Like, theres a thing to take a risk on.
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I need to come into Heckfire more often.

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