The Glade 4.0

I bet hipster patients are the worst to deal with.

"I had cancer before it was cool."

"I have this really rare disease...I'm sure you've never heard of it."

CHOCOLATE!!! I NEED SOME OREOS!!

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

I just secretly sabotaged the apartment's thermostat so my roommate won't waste my heat that only I pay for.

I wish we were all going to heaven tomorrow. That would rock. I got a lot of people up there that I'd love to hug again.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

[05/20 21:54] <@Yuuichi> I had a really weird dream last night
[05/20 21:57] <@Yuuichi> I dreamt I was trying to marry Ayu (except it was that Ayu cosplayer), except I was too young to get married (I was still in high school even though I was my current age).... so me and Ayu were driving in my convertible, which I obviously didn't have when I was in high school, to the school (which was actually the professional building where my renal doctor is)...
[05/20 21:59] <@Yuuichi> when we got to the school, my friends and I had to barricade the doors so the school officials couldn't get in with their torches and pitchforks... fortunately there was a guy there who could marry us, though he wasn't a priest or anything... then we had to sneak back to my car via underground tunnels... then I woke up

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When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
and don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm
there's a golden sky
and the sweet silver song of the lark.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

There is no Arafys, there is Mus or not Mus.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

The Müs is a lie, there is only Arafys.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I'm confused!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

It's Saturday the 21st and I'm still here, WTF.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

OMG. I just got off the scales! Three pounds of me got raptured.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

LMAO Micheal!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Hahaha! Seconded!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

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What was the name of the other leg?

Lol..wow, I'm so happy I made that decision


My cousin Clare is coming to visit me from Ireland! I'm so excited!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Yayifications!

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My primary care physician is rather attractive. I haven't decided if that's a good thing or not.

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Of course it's a good thing. *sage nod*

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Unless he gets a boner during his physical, hahahaha!! Dude I'm so gonna rib you if that happens!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

When I was 14-15ish, I injured my knee skateboarding and required physical therapy to fix it. My physical therapist was a hot 25ish girl who was pretty new to the job and still a bit nervous.

I got to read through a ton of Calvin and Hobbes over the weeks while she massaged my knee with ice and with this neat vibraty ultrasound thing.

I have come to the sad realization that my whole life can only go downhill from that point, but I wouldn't change a thing.

My idea of keeping a secret is not telling anyone for 20 minutes.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Thai monks go by their nationality and not religion? That's interesting.