The Glade 4.0

I bought a couple boxes of Kashi Go Lean yesterday and brought one with me. I just finished a bowl and I'm already burping up foul things. This day is going to get much worse. My cube neighbors curse your name.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Kashi Go Lean Crunch is quite gas producing for me. But it's the other gas.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

I told you that stuff brings the fury. Since the smell is going to travel anyway, my advice is to drop it right in their cube. Embrace the funk and use it to your advantage.

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The Dude abides.

Glad to hear its not just me. I bought two or three boxes of those granola bars a while back and though I really liked them, the side effects caused me to not buy any more of their products.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I avoid FiberOne granola bars for the same gaseous reasons.

Good Lord, what those bars did to me was unbelievable to ME!

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

yeah but they taste sooooo good...I went through 3 boxes of the apple cinnamon oatmeal ones in like 2 days...heh.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

My experience has been that usually it's the change in diet that does it, not the food directly.

Meaning, that if you're body is used to a certain type of diet, changing that (either for the more or less "healthy") will often cause your gastronomic system to go WTF. Once you've settled on a new eating routine and your body has adjusted, then generally those things go away.

I doubt that when ever person in this thread has had the same experience with the same product.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I think its the whole grains for me. I like healthy stuff, but over the years I've noticed that whole grain bread, pasta, and granola bars tend to disagree with my digestive system even if I "ease into it."

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I ate the Kashi Go Lean Crunch everyday for breakfast for probably a good 4-6 months. The smell never got any less putrid.

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The Dude abides.

So here's a story for you to archive, Scree, for your amusement or information, whichever you choose. Times are approximate, there to give you relative sense of the sequence of events.

1615 EST: Driving home last night, the Kashi Go Lean began to unleash its fury. Damn, I thought I had beat it.

1645 EST: Arrive at gym, the first wave has subsided. I am alive.

1700 EST: Begin doing SOHP's in safety rack, no sign of the fury returning. I am in the clear. Or so I thought.

1735 EST: All shoulder lifts completed, begin tricep circuit. First up, skull crushers. Gastrointestinal tract is sending me warning signs, I ignore them.

1737 EST: Cute, very petite girl w/ Texas A&M shirt walks over, small talk about Aggie football, the Midwest, and what is better, top sirloin, ribeye or filet mignon. Pressure limits are starting to peak.

1738 EST: Trying to do more skull crushers inbetween talking to her and figuring out the best way to invite her out to get steak and prove to her that filet, while the most prized cut, is not the best. Trying not to drop the barbell on my FACE while simultaneously retaining reactor pressure levels that would have the NRC shutting me down and taking my liscense.

1742 EST: I have to leave the area immediately. I destroy the locker room for habitation for at least 2 decades.

1743 EST: I walk out, she's not anywhere to be seen, maybe she'll be around another day.

That **** completely **** up your game. Remove any of the factors (lifting, the immense pressure, and the trying to not come on like the everydouche at the gym) and I would have been solid. Damn you Kashi!!

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Two minutes, couple of days, I could have handled. Two decades made me lol at work. Jerk.