The Glade 4.0

I thought maybe others might have some wise advice to impart.

My contribution is this:

If you happen to be cleaning a hot tub and want to listen to your cleaning mix, do not place your iPhone on the corner while your phone is on vibrate....if you do, and someone calls you, it WILL vibrate itself into the hot tub and make you dive in to get it..after which you need to place the said iPhone into a bag of rice to hopefully absorb the water and limit the damage...


It worked for me, my phone still works!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

That's...less wise advice and more common sense.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Waste of a perfectly good bag of rice if you ask me :p~~

(yes I'm an iHater)

Hey! It's the rice that's the helpful advice :p

I thought my phone was ruined, but it isn't

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Never assume what's important to you is important to others. Appreciate those who share what you consider important...and cherish those who don't share them but encourage you to have them.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Never dig straight down.

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If you have a cat, and a gas stove top, and the cat is sitting on the rear of the stove with its tail on the back burner, make DOUBLE SURE that when you turn the front eye on that you are, in fact, turning on the front eye and not accidentally turning on the back burner. Otherwise, you may need to chase kitty-en-flambe throughout the house while trying to put its butt out, because, strangely enough, cat's with their butts on fire refuse to sit still to be doused with water.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

My biscuits are burning!

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Never assume other people know what you're thinking or how they will respond to you. Always ask.

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Be the bigger person.

Do the right thing.

Forgive, but don't forget. people remain human.

Trust is earned slowly and lost quickly.

Sex is fun, children are forever. Use protection unless you want a lifetime commitment along with your fun.

With great risk can come great rewards, or great losses. Invest conservatively unless you don't mind losing the money.

The odds are you will live long enough to regret the care you didn't take of yourself. Brush and floss your teeth. Exercise regularly. Party wisely.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

He who suffers most is he who does not eat the chili, for he is defenseless.

If you have to use the same cloth to wash your face and your ***, wash your face first.

Man doesn't get a house but some woman comes along and takes it.

Before you marry a woman, take a good long look at her mother.

Some women turn out to be like their fathers.

Don't get married.

Don't sell shoes.

Don't put your meat where you get your bread.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Always wipe the seat down in a public toilet and you'll never find yourself without paper after it's too late.

When you're driving and you're behind a guy turning, watch him 'till he gets out of your way, THEN turn your head and see if it's clear so you can turn.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Be happy with yourself, never expect someone else to make you happy.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Sorry, tried to read the rest of the thread, but still laughing uncontrollably at the vision of LK running through the house chasing a flaming cat. That is so wrong, lol.

Having met LK, I can see her doing that, and yes, it had me laughing and feeling sorry for the cat.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I'm still laughing at LK and the flaming kitty!

My advise? Live your life to the fullest every day, because you never know when your time is done! Be safe, be happy, and have fun!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

The cat was fine, btw...just singed tail hair.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

It's been said before, but it bears repeating:

"Don't stick your dick in the crazy."

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

On the opposite note...

Don't stick with the dick at the first signs of crazy, thinking it's just a fluke.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Go camping occasionally, get away from the city, enjoy nature, leave all the electronic time wasters and communication gadgets locked up at home. Enjoy a couple nights around the fire talking with friends, telling old stories, singing, relaxing, just being there. Downtime with friends helps you regain your sense of belonging to the human race.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Paraphrased from a favourite book:
Adulthood isn't a prize they award for being a good child.

No one gives you a diploma that makes you an adult, nor is it automatic at a certain age. It's also not something you can attain by doing with your parents think is best for you. You just decide to be one by consistently making the mature choices for your own life.

So...don't let the crazy dick stick you?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Rofl...much more succinct than mine

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Not all dicks are crazy, but very few are attached to a conscience.

Not all places to stick it are crazy, but you might want to see if you're on the same page of the quest before entering the treasure room.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones