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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:40 am 
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Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me. Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from my toilet seat. It jumped right up, and grabbed my meat. I got it from my toilet seat. My balls feel like a pair of maracas. Oh god. I probably got, the ghono-ca-ca-ca-cas. My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:54 am 
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Less soda more water.

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Rorinthas wrote:
Less soda more water.

If it burns when you pee just stop drinking. Problem-solved :thumbs:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:10 pm 
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These executives have plooked the **** out of me, and there's still a long time to go before i've paid my debt to society. All I ever really wanted to do was play the guitar and bend the string like: reent-toont-teent-toont-teenooneenoonee.

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I have a vague sense that you should avoid Jack in the Box.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:28 pm 
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Well you been to Alabama, girl, 'N' Georgia too, 'N' all the boys in the crew is bein' good to you. I know yer sayin' to yourself, "This is the way to go". 'Cause when you need a little extra, they will give you some mo'.


Has it really been 18 years?

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You're holding it too tight.


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