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11:07:25 AM : Hello my name is Kelly. How may I help you today?
11:07:38 AM : <kaffis>: Hi Kelly. I just have a quick question about the shipping on my order
11:08:01 AM : <kaffis>: early yesterday morning, I placed an order with 2-day air from UPS
11:08:30 AM : <kaffis>: you guys sent me the tracking information last night, and UPS is predicting a Monday, the 22n delivery
11:08:51 AM : <kaffis>: I know UPS doesn't deliver on Sundays, but that still seems to be 3-day shipping, not the 2-day I upgraded to
11:09:30 AM : Kelly: I would be glad to assist you with that... Can you please give me one moment while I look into this for you?
11:09:35 AM : <kaffis>: sure thing
11:11:45 AM : Kelly: Thank you for holding. Please note that UPS does not deliver packages on Saturday an Sunday. There is no delay for your order.
11:12:25 AM : <kaffis>: but.. UPS does deliver Next day and 2-day Air packages on Saturday. I thought I might have been crazy and misremembering that, so I checked -- they say so on their site:
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resour ... y+delivery 11:13:35 AM : Kelly: UPS does not deliver packages on Saturday and Sunday for our packages. This is included in the contract between UPS and Newegg. I apologize.
11:14:14 AM : <kaffis>: ah, okay. so it's a special case. Is there a reason Newegg makes no mention of that on their shipping selection page? I upgraded the shipping with the anticipation that it would have an effect
11:15:10 AM : <kaffis>: I paid an extra $60 or so dollars for a service that, when placed on a Thursday with rush processing and in-stock items, has no added value. Is there a reason Newegg lets me do this?
11:16:30 AM : Kelly: Due to the inconvenience, I would like to issue $20 gift card as courtesy. We will email you a Newegg gift card to the email address on file with your account within 2-3 business days. This gift card will expire 90 days from the date issued and can be used as payment on any Newegg order.
11:17:53 AM : <kaffis>: hmm. Okay, I suppose I won't turn that down, but it seems a little underwhelming. I just made a large order, and have no plans to make another order in the next 90 days. In addition, it's for a mere third of the wasted money I feel I wasn't adequately warned that I was wasting. Thanks, I suppose?
11:18:25 AM : Kelly: It was my pleasure. Is there anything else I can help you with?
11:18:34 AM : <kaffis>: the other $40?
11:19:10 AM : Kelly: Please note that the $20 gift card is the most we can offer. I apologize.
11:19:44 AM : <kaffis>: Can I register a complaint about the information given on the shipping page?
11:21:25 AM : Kelly: You can call us at 800-390-1119 for assistance.
11:21:38 AM : <kaffis>: Okay, thank you very much, Kelly. Have a good afternoon.
11:21:45 AM : Kelly: It was my pleasure. Is there anything else I can help you with?
11:21:52 AM : <kaffis>: nope
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