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Lex Luthor
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:44 am 
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Diamondeye wrote:
China is keeping us stable because backing us into a corner where we were at their mercy, i.e. facing national chaos, could prove to be exceedingly unhealthy for them. We could make our entire debt to china irrelevant in the space of a few hours.
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Doesn't Value the Medium wrote:
Stating a fact is ... blah blah blah... they are.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Corolinth wrote:
Okay, I'm usually more inclined to see an anus than most people

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Gilraen wrote:

It's the puckering that makes it look so anus-y. Okay, I know that's not a word but it'll do.

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Mookhow: If 6 shots center mass doesn't bring him down, he's apparently a boss, so you should look for the glowing body part and aim at that.
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Hopwin, it's all clear to me now, you racist.

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Kirra wrote:
I personally prefer to remain a giant pussy in regards to spiders...

Would rather some large paired man take care of them for me
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darksiege wrote:
Here is my overweight test... Reliable too:
1- Do I have boobs?
2- If yes to above: am I supposed to have boobs?
If yes to 1 and no to 2... Put the fork down tubby.

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Shuyung wrote:
Schedule a conference call. Useless people are always impressed by conference calls.
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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Always pass on the left. Never say "on your right". Just ring your gay little bell and pass on the left.

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Six degrees of separation only works for Kevin Bacon. There's only ever one degree of separation between you and stupid.
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Iechyd da i chwi yn awr ac yn oesoedd is only a few linguistic steps away from summoning an old god...

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Diamondeye wrote:
When you live as well as the "poor" of this country, it's pretty hard for violent revolution over income inequality to look good - especially when you're a fatass in the first place and lugging that rifle more than a hundred yards looks like awfully hard work when you could be watching Jersey Shore or some ****.
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We should start a thread to post new avatar recommendations for people.
Not sure there are enough Massingill stills for the results of that thread ...

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Talya wrote:
Yes, i suspect that's the case. That's why I haven't gone on my much desired ass-kicking spree yet.

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Stathol wrote:
Careful; this is how it all starts. One minute you're buying a Prius, and the next thing you know, you've got bouncing pink ponies in your sig.

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All I know is that his sig is some kind of basilisk image. Whenever I see it, it crashes my brain.

"I think the critical thing this election season will be...the...um..PONIES."
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"Wait...what was I talking about? Where am I?" :psyduck:

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Raltar wrote:
There's no **** way Batman would watch soccer.

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Facism is not a school of thought, it is a racial slur.
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Hannibal wrote:
Employ one half the poor to kill the other half.

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Rynar wrote:
Good Lord... you make me want to dip your face in mustard

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Elmarnieh wrote:
When people come to kill you, you just kill them right back.

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Rynar wrote:
I came here for a bit of information, but now I'm stuck wiping runny, corn riddled **** off my monitor.

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Stathol wrote:
Manholes are serious business.

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                 with the Future Foundation? Government bailouts, that's how."
23:39 <@Yuuichi> O snap!

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Rynar wrote:
All that's missing from that photo is a pile of dildos, a gallon of lube, half a gallon of stripper tears, and one Rynar.

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