The Glade 4.0

Yeah, I know, some of these are hit or miss...


Dash: I saw the new edition of "Men's Health" came out with a picture of a barechested hot guy on the cover and I made a mad DASH for the newsstand.

Mookhow: My 2 year old and I were driving through India and when traffic came to a standstill as we waited for a bovine to cross the road, my toddler said "Wook mommee..MOOKHOW!"


Kairtane: I was going to grill this weekend, but I forgot to refill the tank with KAIRTANE.


Lenas: A good samaritan was walking home one night and saw 4 drunk guys laying on the sidewalk. He stopped and asked if they needed help getting up and they said, "Weesh ok, jush LENAS up againsh tha wall."

Midgen: "Would you like the custom stain on the face of your custom made guitar to be darker?" "Yes, please, just a MIDGEN."

Lalaas: I bought my pre-teen daughter a karaoke machine to use with her friends and they are driving me insane with all their LALAAS.

Gorse: The proper response when asked if you would like to have sex is "Yes, of Gorse!"

Khross: If you do not use certain words in the proper context, you can make a certain glader very KHROSS with you.

Darkroland: I was at a restaurant with a friend and the waiter asked if we would like rye rolls or sourdough rolls, and my friend said "I would like a DARKROLAND a light one, please."

Lonedar: I went and asked my neighbors if I could borrow some underwear and they said "Sorry, we LONEDAR last pair to your husband last week."

Shuyung and Timmit: I introduced my college buddy to a quiet wallflower of a girl who was half his age and when I asked him if he was interested, he replied "No, I like them more outgoing, older, and boisterous....she is too SHUYUNG and TIMMIT for me."

Kirra: I don't KIRRA bit whether you needed both of them, you shoulda known better than to take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time, now go wash the dang sheets!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Blah, so you're one of the Leenas pronouncers

Is there another way to pronounce Lenas?

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Maybe he's a French network storage device? Le NAS?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Lean ***? That joke writes itself!

Thanks for not including anything about the zebra (or any other equine).

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Gorse

hrm, I have always pronounced Lenas as if it were Linus with a soft e instead of a hard I.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Well... all I can say is, you're smart ****' guy.

Lenas, rhymes with Penas.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Last time I checked, Moose/Mus still rhymes with deuce.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<Austin Powers>And I'm wild baby yeah!</Austin Powers>

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Holy shitsnacks!

Pass the tp.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

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Holy shitsnacks!