The Glade 4.0

LOL! Bubbie danger.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Hahaha, yeah I was trying to say: "Hubbie, dangit!"

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Aye, here's my own DYAC...talking to my assistant in Nashville...

Is that Klingon?

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Apparently, the answer is "Yes, that qas so hard"...

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That was hilarious Farskie.

My eyes are watering from laughing so hard.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

HOKY ****! I can't stop laughing

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

This! ROFL!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Why do people use autocorrect still?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Because the results are so entertaining...

(Or, perhaps you're name is Ranelagh, and it really is an improvement.)

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Most of the time, its pretty convenient for mobile devices. I get the occasional typo with homophones or with apostrophe usage when I'm not watching too closely.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Haha.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

In the immortal words of Mr. Murphy, "Ha ha, very funny ****!"

I think the real question is why don't people at least glance at what they typed before hitting the send button to make sure they didn't tell their mom they ****ed a goat or something. I always check mine before sending.

Several hundred million people sending text messages and IMs every second are bound to let a few things slip through the cracks.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

I actually tried to turn it off for a while. It was just as annoying to have it off, because onscreen keyboards are teh suck for typing accuracy. So autocorrect is just this side of tolerable for me, but still annoying whenever I use words the software doesn't like.

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

Because it's useful? Just because people don't pay attention to what they're typing doesn't make the tech shitty. Even if it tries to auto-suggest a word I don't want or don't mean, a single tap says, "no, that's not the word I want" or, "yes, that's right, let's continue".

Auto-correct is worthwhile but you have to get used to it.

I get this less often because I like keyboards that let you swipe patterns to create the word you want. There's programs like SlideIt and Swype, but I still prefer the no-longer-developed Shapewriter which you can download and install for free if you can spell and use google.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!