The Glade 4.0

and Michael posts I always hear it in Wilford Brimley's voice.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Mine is a little deeper, slightly less corn-husker, and I don't rap anywhere near as well.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I still read that in Wilford Brimley's voice.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I read everyone's posts in Mike Tyson's voice. Go figure.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

It's ok; I'm fairly certain we all read Elmarnieh's posts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice after he's gone on a coke bender with Charlie Sheen and a have dozen underage hookers.

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Really, that last bit didn't do anything whatsoever to change the voice I heard in my head.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I'ts funny because it's true. He really does sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

No I don't.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

...Did Gilbert Gottfried just post in this thread? Because I swear I just heard his voice.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Dat's loodacris!

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Good news everyone!

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Ok I totally read that in the professors voice from futurama.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Ok that's way cool.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

<--- big pimping

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