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Oh, well. I'm still enjoying the riddles.


I think we all are. Just a bit confusing is all.

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A man is found frozen to death in the middle of a Miami, Florida in July. The man died in the last 24 hours. The weather has been warm. There were plenty of witnesses who would have seen someone moving him, live or dead, into the the park.

Did he fall out of a plane and freeze to death in the high atmosphere?

Or he got stuffed into and locked inside the freezer of his ice cream cart last night.

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Tried to sneak into country, hid in wheel well. Froze to death and then fell when plane came in to land


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TheRiov wrote:
Tried to sneak into country, hid in wheel well. Froze to death and then fell when plane came in to land


So, I guess that means I am right, mostly....sorta...

Anyway, I have two more and figuring that I won't get anymore correct, I'll post them both.


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If you say my name, I cease to exist.

What am I?

And NO, the answer is not Betelgeuse or Mr. Myxlplyx.


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Cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday.

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Silence! & His horse's name is Friday!

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...and you said you weren't good at these.

LIES, ALL LIES.

LK, you are up.

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Yay!!! :D
I can figure out the riddles, it's the ones that sound like math problems that I can't seem to get, hahaha!
I don't have one off hand so someone who is dying to tell their riddle go ahead. :)

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What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

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The letter M.

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Dangit Foamy ya beat me to it, lol!

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What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?


The letter M?

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Two fathers and two sons go out for a day of fishing. Each man catches and keeps exactly one fish. They return with 3 fish.

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Two fathers and two sons go out for a day of fishing. Each man catches and keeps exactly one fish. They return with 3 fish.

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three generations.


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Right.

You're up.

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I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


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The letter E?

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Someone else post. I don't have any more good ones that I can think of.

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A brother and sister fighting; their father was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper and not be able to touch each other.

How'd he do it?

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Vindicarre wrote:
A brother and sister fighting; their father was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper and not be able to touch each other.

How'd he do it?


I feel like there are several answers for this, so maybe I'm missing the point.

An unfolded newspaper is easily large enough to support to children on it. Or, he put a divider between them. Or, he made one straddle the other w/o touching or something. The could each stand on one foot and lean away, and hold a rope between them for balance.

I don't know.


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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
An unfolded newspaper is easily large enough to support to children on it. Or, he put a divider between them.


This is what I was thinking. I don't see where the riddle is.

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Never said they were standing there at the same time.

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An unfolded newspaper is easily large enough to support to children on it. Or, he put a divider between them.


This is what I was thinking. I don't see where the riddle is.


I think it technically works.

I lie in a bed and never move, yet I turn over twice a year. What am I?


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A man can love it more than life, yet fear it more than death; The poor have it and the rich require it; A contented man desires it; A miser spends it and it and the spendthrift saves it.

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