The Glade 4.0

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515

I got this:

When you were born, you were the:
4,729,676,678th
person alive on Earth
79,481,566,265th
person to have lived since history began.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

When you were born, you were the:
4,114,115,648
thperson alive on Earth
78,500,950,881st
person to have lived since history began

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When you were born, you were the:
3,520,777,278th
person alive on Earth
77,552,019,157th
person to have lived since history began

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"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." - Alice R. Longworth

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash Williams

When you were born, you were the:
3,850,221,063rd
person alive on Earth
78,083,028,657th
person to have lived since history began



Damn it...I was SO hoping for 3,850,221,043...

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

This is some kind of scheme to get me to admit my birthdate for Identity Theft people, isn't it?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

When you were born, you were the:
2,702,019,565th
person alive on Earth
76,035,785,642nd
person to have lived since history began

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

When you were born, you were the:
4,350,781,278th
person alive on Earth
78,882,244,553rd
person to have lived since history began

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Looks like my daughter is going to miss being the 7 billionth person on earth by three days. Oh, and that three days is worth 650,000 babies. Oy.

Well that seals it. From now on I'm measuring time in units of babies.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

When you were born, you were the: 4,082,784,702nd person alive on Earth

78,448,992,919th person to have lived since history began

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

When you were born, you were the:
3,918,951,189th person alive on Earth
78,192,978,096th person to have lived since history began
Your country's population is 34,016,593
Average life expectancy is 82.8 years

What's next? The global population will continue to increase during your lifetime and beyond, reaching 10 billion by 2083. However, the rate of growth is expected to slow. Little of the current growth is happening in developed countries like yours.

Longer lives: In your area, women can expect to have one or two children. People are also living longer. This means people of working age like you will be supporting increasing numbers of older people. By 2050, there will be just 2.2 working-age people supporting every person 65 or older. In Europe, this will drop to two.

Battle for resources: It is estimated that your group of the richest countries consumes double the resources used by the rest of the world. The UN estimates that if current population and consumption trends continue, by the 2030s we will need the equivalent of two Earths to support us.

Did you know? By mid-century, the world's urban population is likely to be the same size as the global population was in 2004.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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You were the 2,832,702,968th person,
76,294,937,733rd person to have lived

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In time, this too shall pass.

When you were born, you were the:2,769,747,762nd person alive on Earth. 76,169,302,472nd person to have lived since history began.

You are 56, male and living in the USA
You were the 2,769,747,762nd person

USA
Your country's population is 310,383,948
Average life expectancy is 75.4 years

What's next? The global population will continue to increase during your lifetime and beyond, reaching 10 billion by 2083. However, the rate of growth is expected to slow. Little of the current growth is happening in developed countries like yours.

Longer lives: Working-age people like you will be supporting increasing numbers of older people during the next decades. By 2050, there will be just 2.2 people of working age supporting every person aged 65 or older in the developed world. In Europe, this will drop to just two.

Battle for resources: It is estimated that your group of the richest countries consumes double the resources used by the rest of the world. The UN estimates that if current population and consumption trends continue, by the 2030s we will need the equivalent of two Earths to support us.

Did you know? The average family size globally has declined by half since 1950 - from five children to the current 2.5.

311 people, the amount the population has grown while you've been on this site

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

When you were born, you were the:
4,404,153,706th
person alive on Earth
78,965,632,238th
person to have lived since history began

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I got: A long running script is causing this page to not respond.

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Holy shitsnacks!

When you were born, you were the:
2,940,226,507th person alive on Earth
76,504,100,156thperson to have lived since history began

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Boy, I never realized that I missed being a milestone by only 19,000,552:

When you were born, you were the: 3,019,000,552nd person alive on Earth
76,652,947,969th person to have lived since history began

Funny, i think of myself as the same age as Jasmy, Micheal, SG, and Taskiss, but they all came in under the 3 billion mark. There I am again, right in the transition zone between Boomers and whatever comes after.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

When you were born, you were the: 4,878,815,510th person alive on Earth; 79,710,941,256th person to have lived since history began.

Since most would wind up with US, I chose country of birth, instead.

Every hour, there are: 54 Births, 28Deaths, -1Immigrant; Average yearly growth +0.5%. The average life expectancy is 80 years: 83.3 Female average, 76.5 Male average.

You were the 4,878,815,510th person. Your country's population is 48,183,584.

Death rates and birth rates are falling in your area. This means working-age people like you will be supporting increasing numbers of older people during the next decades. By 2050, there will be just 4.6 working-age people for every person aged 65 or above in your area - a decrease of 63% from 2000.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones