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Elmarnieh
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Creepiest thread ever.

And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely.


I don't see how that would help either of us.


It might behoove you to consider that Kirra's desire for babies is most likely less than her desire to make a few with some guy from the internet she's never met before.



Not for me but for Top Gun babies next Halloween. It is for a common goal.

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The chance of twins isn't very good. You'd have better luck looking for two fertile females and just pretending the babies are fraternal twins.

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The chance of twins isn't very good. You'd have better luck looking for two fertile females and just pretending the babies are fraternal twins.


Which is why I stated that it would be two preferably.

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The chance of twins isn't very good. You'd have better luck looking for two fertile females and just pretending the babies are fraternal twins.

I'm thinking some serious jack needs to change hands...and if it's not up front, it'll be on the back end...and probably both.

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I am already behind schedule on this project.

So...what you're saying is that you feel the need for speed?
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I am already behind schedule on this project.

So...what you're saying is that you feel the need for speed?



I love you man. :thumbs:

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You haven't really put much thought into the possibility of miscarriage, either. Furthermore, if you are unable to come up with a sufficient number of fertile females by an appropriate date, probably Christmas, do you have any contingency plans such as kidnapping and hostage taking?

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You haven't really put much thought into the possibility of miscarriage, either. Furthermore, if you are unable to come up with a sufficient number of fertile females by an appropriate date, probably Christmas, do you have any contingency plans such as kidnapping and hostage taking?


Renting children. Borrowing children. Kidnapping violates rights.

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I was under the impressions that sacrifices had to be made in the name of Top Gun.

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I was under the impressions that sacrifices had to be made in the name of Top Gun.



Uhh its just a movie man. :psyduck:

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My apologies. I had mistaken you for someone who was completely **** nuts. I'm sure you can see how I might have made that mistake.

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My apologies. I had mistaken you for someone who was completely **** nuts. I'm sure you can see how I might have made that mistake.



Gotta draw the line someplace - I simply want to have kids to dress up like Maverick and Goose for next Halloween in an F-14 stroller and am looking for ways to do that. Nothing weird. No kidnapping. Just maybe be responsible for two kids for 18 years. It's Halloween and Top Gun but lets not go crazy.

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You could always adopt.

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Babysit, with benefits.

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Find friends with children. Offer them an evening of uninterrupted peace for free. Coincidentally, have that evening be on Halloween. Profit.

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Awww that so cute lol

After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.



The solution to our shared issue seems obvious.


This is a good way to get hit in the face with a shovel.

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Awww that so cute lol

After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.



The solution to our shared issue seems obvious.


This is a good way to get hit in the face with a shovel.


Being pragmatic?

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Elmarnieh wrote:
Gotta draw the line someplace - I simply want to have kids to dress up like Maverick and Goose for next Halloween in an F-14 stroller and am looking for ways to do that. Nothing weird. No kidnapping. Just maybe be responsible for two kids for 18 years. It's Halloween and Top Gun but lets not go crazy.


Ahem...

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You get the whole thing together for next year, and maybe (with Oonagh's approval) we can dress Sean and next baby up in this costume.


No kidnapping necessary.

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ooooooo.

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You could always adopt.


Well........ :?
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It's official, I've started reading Elmo's posts in Jim Parson's voice.

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Who is Jim Parson?

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Rynar wrote:
It's official, I've started reading Elmo's posts in Jim Parson's voice.
We've already established that Elmo sounds exactly like this.

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Who is Jim Parson?



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