The Glade 4.0

Tour of Duty
Jeff Dunham, R. Lee. Ermey, Megan Fox...

Join America's favorite ventriloquist on a hilarious romp through the US Marines! While performing in a publicity event for the USMC, Dunham and his new partner Red A. Merkin get involved in a wacky mix up when the USMC thinks Red enlisted for real!

Can Jeff compete with Red for the affections of fellow boot camper Samantha(Fox)? Or will Red's manly, macho nature prevail?

Tour of Duty, May '12.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Your post made my testes retreat back into my body

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*shudder*

Can anyone come up with something worse?

I know I set the bar pretty high

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Holy shitsnacks!

Alien Apocalypse.

Trust me, you never want to see it. I dropped $5 on it on a lark, figuring "Hey, how painful could it be to watch Bruce Campbell?" My brother and I couldn't even make it through the first half while ruthlessly MST3king.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

You! Check Facebook!

Yes. I don't think I made it through the first 20 minutes of this either.

"We humans are going to fight back with sticks! Ha ha! We killed several aliens!"
"Should we pick up and start using their awesome laser guns?"
"Nah, let's stick with these sticks!"

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Terrible.

I believe I made it through Super Mario Brothers, ***** Slap! and Jennifer's Body in one night.

(Although, ***** Slap! was actually a pretty good crappy B movie, and Jennifer's Body did have hot chicks in it).

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

What? No. Your opinion is wrong.

I cringe every time I see this poster:

The 7 adventures of Sinbad.

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In time, this too shall pass.

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Holy shitsnacks!

In Bruges is on atm... **** godawful.

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Are you being serious right now? Because I really think it's the worst movie I've seen this year by far. Absolutely terrible. After I watched it I had to rant about it to my roommate for 30 minutes about how stupid EVERYTHING in the movie was.

Since we're going here:

Unbreakable was terribad.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I take back everything I've ever said about your wisdom and insight.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I agree. Unbreakable was a very good movie, easily M. Night. Shamalamadingdong's best movie.

I thought Sixth Sense was good, although I haven't seen it for so long that maybe I'd change my mind.

This. I loved Unbreakable.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Old School Opinion

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

It really is wretchedly bad.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

It is, but entertaining when paired with a Rifftrax.

I never want to see "The Human Centipede 1 or 2"

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Evil Clutch (an Italian zombie horror movie with a woman and her demonically possessed couter)

Ilse She wolf of the SS (it just hurt)

Audition (a movie so nasty Rob Zombie walked out)

The D&D movie (to quote, Lovecraft may not have wrote it, but I sure lost Sanity)

Freddy Got Fingered

Trying to think of some others but I would rather watch a Hawk the Slayer marathon.

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

Oh and a Serbian Film...

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