The Glade 4.0

"I am not a messenger, but I bring you a message. A message of DEATH!"

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I hate that guy, whatever his name was, so much. I want to punch him in the dick.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Tom Green, and I feel bad that some of my Neurons apparently remember him.

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

Even at 10 years old I thought this was terrible. And my 10 year-old self was pretty tolerant of bad movies. Hell, I enjoyed Leonard Part 6. You would think that I would have enjoyed it, since I was a collector of the cards for 2 years before I saw this. Nope.





Oh, and I'm with Stathol on Unbreakable.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

I hated Red X, too.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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It's a link directly to IMDB. Not sure why you can't see it, probably the same crazy Canadian official who outlawed a bunch of movies on Netflix Canada. Here's a different one at a different location.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Imdb doesn't allow direct hot linking.

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Those cheeky monkeys.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Leaving Las Vegas

Green Lantern and Hulk. Save yourselves. It's too late for me.

Which version of the Hulk, just double checking that you are referring to the first one, not the more recent.

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

No, the second is pretty good. First one? DO NOT WANT.

Titanic

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Those movies that came out after The Matrix.

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The Phantom Menace?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Not sure what that is either...

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Any torture porn.

Except for Reservoir Dogs...I liked that one...so I guess I watched it.

Rocky V and Brokeback Mountain.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I'd like to submit that there is in fact a movie far more terribad than either Bloodrayne or Bloodrayne: Deliverance. Bloodrayne: The Third Reich beats 'em both, hands down.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I just love that you made it through all three of them. I sincerely hope a lot of beer was involved.

Worst movie.....ever.

That movie is **** hilarious.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Brokeblack Mountain

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

O.o

Is that the Mandingo porn version?