The Glade 4.0

maybe you're pregnant and its morning sickness.

I hope not. If I have a baby, I'd at least like the fun of making the baby first.

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That 20 minutes (I'm being generous here) are followed by 20 years of ... less than fun.

Just so you know.

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In time, this too shall pass.

20 minutes is generous?

Yeah, we get it Theriov...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Typical mid-day lull.


...bored...waiting...

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Ron Paul 2012

The Duggars are gestating kid number Twenty. You've got to be kidding me.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

This is what happens when a bunch of baby-crazy young women enable these families by watching reality TV.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Not to mention grandkid one. Or is it two now?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Two, I think?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Hot pink toes!! Pedi's are the ultimate pamper

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Listening to a 3 year old chant "Go, Tybalt, Go!" is one of the more pleasant things a parent can hear.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Slacking off on my studying for chapters on meiosis, mitosis, and Mendellian genetics might cost me. Time to cram!

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

I don't really have a comfortable place to read.

Sounds like you need to start looking for a quality man-chair.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

You can only bang your head on the same brick wall so many times before you give up. Or you have a concussion.

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Nice night to lay on the trampoline.

Body aches and chills...check

Cough and sore throat...check

Congestion and headache...check

Gah!! I've finally succumbed to hubby's virus after fighting it off for two months!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

OR, you have to find a new brick wall (if you have a really hard head).

Chance of falling and dislocating my knee during this trip: 70%. The tub isn't textured, the floor isn't particularly textured, and there is a ~4 inch drop from the tub to the floor.

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I'm having flashbacks to Joseph Fiennes in The Darwin Awards, Moo.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I'm not really liking this business trip so far.

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if someone wants to sing for you and you want to reciprocate but have no musical talent....what is the solution.

Autotune

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The Time Warp. Again.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.