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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:45 pm 
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The Doomlord allowed me to give him a present.

Heh heh heh heh

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oh rly?


I may or may not have given him a Cosmic cube.

You have sealed all our fates! Noooooooooooooooooo!


When suppertime came the old Mook came on deck sayin'.
"Fellas, it's too rough t'feed ya."
At seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in; Mus said,
"Fellas, it's bin good t'know ya!"

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FarSky wrote:
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The Doomlord allowed me to give him a present.

Heh heh heh heh

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oh rly?


I may or may not have given him a Cosmic cube.

You have sealed all our fates! Noooooooooooooooooo!
Well, how else am I going to get the venture capital to build you a 640 acre sound stage somewhere no one will mess with your movies!?

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What is a black American Express card?

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What is a black American Express card?


Its an AMEX with no limit and other cool stuff. For people with lots of moneys.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/blackcard.asp

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In 1999 American Express announced the introduction of its Centurion™ card. Available
only by invitation to selected Platinum card members, this black credit card promises to
simplify the lives of the harried rich. In exchange for its hefty annual fee (initially
$1,000 US, but now $2,500), cardholders receive automatic upgrades on fifteen of the
world's leading airlines. They also receive assistance in securing hard-to-come-by tickets
for popular events, reservations at trendy restaurants, and shopping for Christmas
gifts. Someone from the service will even call to remind cardholders of upcoming
anniversaries. It is akin to having a personal concierge always on call.

"There had been rumors going around that we had this ultra-exclusive black card for
elite customers," says Doug Smith, director of American Express Europe. "It wasn't
true, but we decided to capitalize on the idea anyway. So far we've had a customer buy
a Bentley and another charter a jet."

Other card member tales:
One cardholder wanted to locate and purchase the horse ridden by Kevin Costner
in Dances Zith WolYes. The horse was located in a stud ranch in Mexico,
purchased and delivered to Europe.

Another cardholder wanted a handful of sand from the Dead Sea for a child's
school project on the Holy Land. Someone was dispatched by motorcycle to the
shores of the Dead Sea to obtain the sand, which was couriered back to London.

Yet another cardholder required American Express to organize a wedding,
including designing the wedding card, drawing maps to direct guests to the
banquet, renting tuxedos and shoes for guests, and preparing the hotel room
with a jacuzzi for the wedding night.

And for another cardholder who aspired to be an actress and wanted to be part
of the crew of a weekly soap opera on TV, American Express contacted the
director and arranged for an audition.

According to cardholder and record producer Nellee Hooper, the Centurion "arrives at
your house with a security guard. You get this big, black, velvet-lined box, with a
special mini-computer and two black cards in it, one for business, one for pleasure.

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What is a black American Express card?

Freakin' awesome is what it is. They're made of titanium, to boot. Heavy ****. That just makes 'em even cooler.


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Lol so, it's supposed to impress me?

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If that's the impression you got from the context, yes. Probably indicating that nothing else about the person was all that impressive.

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Lol so, it's supposed to impress me?

Did he/she just use it to pay for something, or did he, like, walk past you and "drop" it on the floor saying "Oh my, my Ultra Rich Guy Black Titanium AmEx Card just jumped right out of my wallet! That totally always happens!"


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Excuse me, but I think the preferred term is African-American Express.

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You politically correct fool Stathol. African-Americans do not own the color black.

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Tapatalk's website is kinda clunky.

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Stathol wrote:
Excuse me, but I think the preferred term is African-American Express.

Alol.

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Rewatching Batman: The Animated Series with Phe. These shows are even more impressive nowadays, and stand as the pinnacle of American dramatic animation. It's astounding what they were able to accomplish with this series; so many things (like black and white) that they would never be able to get past the corporate beancounters today.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:14 am 
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You know that warning on the Viagra and Cialis commercials about going to the ER if you have an errection lasting longer than 4 hours?


I now know what they do to fix that...

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:20 am 
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Sounds like someone'll need a black AmEx card now...


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Lol, true...but maybe not the magnum condom he showed at the same time as the Black AmEx card ;)

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ok. I have to ask. What DO they do?


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If you answer that, please put it in a spoiler tag >_>

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I hope it involves a sexy female vampire to drain the blood.. dear god, please tell me there's a sexy female vampire involved


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The last time I had an erection lasting four hours, my honey had to go to the hospital.

Badum-tish!

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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It was actually interesting...involved the veins and needles and the doc took out 30 cc of blood.
Seemed like quite a lot. I think the lidocaine needle to numb the area was the worst part though. Huge needle.


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.I got to hold his hands over his head and after draining the blood the doc had to basically give him a reverse hand job...getting the remaining blood to go back in.


He prolly won't use Viagra ever again, lol.

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Rynar wrote:
The last time I had an erection lasting four hours, my honey had to go to the hospital.

Badum-tish!


LOL!!!

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You're back ahead.

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Farsky, I miss your Avatar....I don't recognize your posts right away now :(

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:) I'll probably go back to it in a bit...I always seem to do so. :)


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