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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:19 pm 
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Stop staring at me, you creeper!

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Stathol wrote:
Stop staring at me, you creeper!


They actually statistically found that the staring pictures accumulate the most donations.


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Who's Jimmy Wales, and why is he creepin on you?

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Müs wrote:
Who's Jimmy Wales, and why is he creepin on you?


He is one of the overlords of the Internet, more specifically the founder of Wikipedia.


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They actually statistically found that the staring pictures accumulate the most donations.

Probably because they're afraid of his rapeface.

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There's a huge banner over wikipedia with this guy's pic on it asking for money to help cover the expenses of maintaining the site.
He picked an awful time to ask for money, it's too close to the holidays.

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That banner ad's been there for many moons.

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Mookhow wrote:
That banner ad's been there for many moons.


How come I'm just now seeing it?

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And, ironically, I'm not getting it at all now.

Stupid cheshire Jimmy Wales. Stop mocking me!

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We are now adding to the net total of douchebaggery in the world in OChem - we now pronounce Wikipedia "Wik-ih-ped-eye-uh".


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Ugh. It just keeps getting worse:

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It took me a few seconds to realize I wasn't being leered at by a shirtless Jimmy Wales

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Stathol wrote:

It took me a few seconds to realize I wasn't being leered at by a shirtless Jimmy Wales


omg I'm totally glad that's not just me!! I thought he had no shirt on either this morning when I was on wikipedia and it took me a second to realize that he was, in fact, clothed and not naked.

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Wait, you mean y'alls' Jimmy Wales stares have clothes...?

I need to clear my cookies.


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Still risky. I'd format my hard drive if I were you.

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Heh. Jimmy fatigue.
That said, in 2010 we began to see indicators of banner and Jimmy fatigue expressed in mainstream and social media. We interpret this as a warning: we expect donations to continue strong growth, but a ceiling may be coming into view. And we will need to find alternatives to over-utilization of Jimmy, in order to preserve his appeal.


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He has appeal?


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FarSky wrote:
Wait, you mean y'alls' Jimmy Wales stares have clothes...?

I need to clear my cookies.



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LadyKate wrote:
FarSky wrote:
Wait, you mean y'alls' Jimmy Wales stares have clothes...?

I need to clear my cookies.



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baaahhahaha....

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They seem to be honoring their plan to avoid "Jimmy fatigue".

I don't think of it quite so much as losing Jimmy Wales as I do gaining this guy:

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Donate to wikipedia or we shoot this carny!

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Ugh. He looks like he's threatening to perform interpretive dance for us if we don't donate.


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An unfortunate juxtaposition?

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That guy is actually doing an AMA on reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/m ... arris_ama/

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The crazy homeless lady who lives in the box under the bridge wants you to donate to Wikipedia, rather than to her, because she's CRAZY!!!!!!!

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I can't be alone in thinking this:


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