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I'm curious how you got them into bed without looks, money, or personality. Roofies come to mind...

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I hope DE is on the right track ;)

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I'm curious how you got them into bed without looks, money, or personality. Roofies come to mind...

Find those that want to mother a man or something and appeal to their psychosis.

Several women have felt they could change me... and i guess they did, but it took lawyers, damnit! I didn't go easy!

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Or prey on their emotional vulnerabilities. That one works pretty well until they finally get some self-esteem.

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when I met my wife I was still in High school, I had no money, was a geek beyond compare, was working full time, Taking flight lessons, and doing tech for the High school theartre. we had Kid in my Junior year. I worked my *** off to support my family I got a degree she got a degree I went to work as a roadie and did everything I could for my family. It wasn't till I settled down somewhat that we actually got married now going on 15 Yrs of marriage.
my oldest daughter is in her 30's my Youngest is 13.
My wife was hot then, and still is today.
Love is what it is, you don't own it, it owns you.
No rhyme reason or logic will ever figure it out.

BTW Diamonds will get you anything :twisted:


Oh....Wow Just realized it was 16 years ago today that I asked her to marry me.

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when I met my wife I was still in High school, I had no money, was a geek beyond compare, was working full time, Taking flight lessons, and doing tech for the High school theartre. we had Kid in my Junior year. I worked my *** off to support my family I got a degree she got a degree I went to work as a roadie and did everything I could for my family. It wasn't till I settled down somewhat that we actually got married now going on 15 Yrs of marriage.
my oldest daughter is in her 30's my Youngest is 13.
My wife was hot then, and still is today.
Love is what it is, you don't own it, it owns you.
No rhyme reason or logic will ever figure it out.

BTW Diamonds will get you anything :twisted:


Oh....Wow Just realized it was 16 years ago today that I asked her to marry me.


Perhaps you should take your own advice, and come home with diamonds. It sounds like she's already given you everything you wanted. :)

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Rynar wrote:

Perhaps you should take your own advice, and come home with diamonds. It sounds like she's already given you everything you wanted. :)


That she has and much more.

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Then you are truely blessed, but it sounds like you already knew that.

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Unless you're fantastic in bed. ;-)

I ain't got looks, and I ain't got money. And I ain't got personality.

Please leave me some hope.


That brings up the problem of getting them into the sack in the first place...

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Unless you're fantastic in bed. ;-)

I ain't got looks, and I ain't got money. And I ain't got personality.

Please leave me some hope.


That brings up the problem of getting them into the sack in the first place...


I addressed this at the top of the page. The best solution I could come up with for him was roofies.

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I hope DE is on the right track ;)


I think I am.. we're expecting baby number 4!

As for Summer.. I had the WORST crush on her when she was in the Olympics. I still think she's awesome. I watched The Apprentice just for her (my wife always watches it anyhow) and she's still very attractive, physically and otherwise; she's a sweetie. If I were single and she were available..

Well, I have a good job, so I'd be hopeful my money and personality would be enough to make up for unspectacular looks!

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I addressed this at the top of the page. The best solution I could come up with for him was roofies.


It's also very hard to get women when you're in prison. Although that doesn't preclude him being someone's woman....

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I addressed this at the top of the page. The best solution I could come up with for him was roofies.


It's also very hard to get women when you're in prison. Although that doesn't preclude him being someone's woman....

Still, there are many guys in jail who get marriage offers and even women who actually marry them when they're in jail! What the heck's up with that?

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Those women have issues.

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I addressed this at the top of the page. The best solution I could come up with for him was roofies.


It's also very hard to get women when you're in prison. Although that doesn't preclude him being someone's woman....

Still, there are many guys in jail who get marriage offers and even women who actually marry them when they're in jail! What the heck's up with that?


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...those that want to mother a man or something and appeal to their psychosis.

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But... That's CRAZY!

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1. Lighten up. It was an attempt at humor.

2) having known a few guys who are sex addicts, (at least one I have every reason to believe his claim of having had more than 1000 female partners) and listened to their 'rap' its pretty easy to see that getting women in bed for them was not a matter of approach, sex appeal, money or anything else, but simply volume. Even if he got shot down 14 times a night at a bar, he just needed to ask that 15th person-- and he was blunt as hell about it. And yes, he's a bit of a creep.

(having talked to one of the women who said yes, after the fact, he's also terrible in bed. I guess the real trick for him was getting someone willing to have sex with him more than once.)


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1. Lighten up. It was an attempt at humor.


We need to lighten up? Did you think anyone was serious about the roofies?

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2) having known a few guys who are sex addicts, (at least one I have every reason to believe his claim of having had more than 1000 female partners) and listened to their 'rap' its pretty easy to see that getting women in bed for them was not a matter of approach, sex appeal, money or anything else, but simply volume. Even if he got shot down 14 times a night at a bar, he just needed to ask that 15th person-- and he was blunt as hell about it. And yes, he's a bit of a creep.

(having talked to one of the women who said yes, after the fact, he's also terrible in bed. I guess the real trick for him was getting someone willing to have sex with him more than once.)


Yes, you can add volume to the list of approaches.

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Ooo DE...did you say number 4??

Didn't your wife just get down there?

Lol, you've been busy!!!!

Gratz!!

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Power
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<every other possible metric>
Personality

That's a list in descending order of importance to women looking for a mate.

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Power
Money
Status
Looks
<every other possible metric>
Personality

That's a list in descending order of importance to women looking for a mate.



Thanks not true :p

It's :

Humor (this catches your attention), Personality, Similar Interests, Chemisty

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Ooo DE...did you say number 4??

Didn't your wife just get down there?

Lol, you've been busy!!!!

Gratz!!


Thanks, and yes, the last 2 will be a bit under 14 months apart, but I'm already 36 and my wife will be 36 right about the time this baby arrives, and we wanted to have one more and figured we better get to it. We had been talking about 5 at one point but between money and the fact that we're running behind schedule with the last 2 already.. plus the fact that babies are a lot of work meant we decided to call it quits after this one. Looks like it will be another girl, too. I'm buried in girls!

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Khross wrote:
Power
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Personality

That's a list in descending order of importance to women looking for a mate.


That's a list in descending order of what women who are A) teenagers or college-age B) lawyers C) politicians D) NYC-Philly-Washington movers and shakers or E) Hollywood types look for.

Most normal women would rather not be with a total douchebag because he has any of the first 4 things you list, especially since the first 3 tend to at least generally correspond to each other anyhow.

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