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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:39 pm 
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Dash wrote:
Right so summing up: First there was nothing, including no time. Then, a universe!

This is scientifically acceptable because the words god or miracle is not used.

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Stathol wrote:
Well that seals it. From now on I'm measuring time in units of babies.

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You all make me smile )


You deserve all the smiles.


1% of the posters get 100% of the smiles. Occupy Kirra.

I am the 99%.

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Corolinth wrote:
My apologies. I had mistaken you for someone who was completely **** nuts. I'm sure you can see how I might have made that mistake.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
It sounds like these guys are screwing the pooch though, in a bad way.

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Corolinth wrote:
I'm glad I'm not a movie buff. I would probably hate every movie I ever watched except for the ones about gay cowboys eating pudding.

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Khross wrote:
...non-puppet-related work and study.

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Khross wrote:
Even I make mistakes.



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Darkroland wrote:
ignoring doesn't work when the next person quotes the stupid.

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Nevandal wrote:
It was like Shelob, except about the size of a quarter, and brown and nothing like Shelob.

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Corolinth wrote:
Discussions on topics involving children would be much more civil if parents were capable of acknowledging that having children caused them to lose their minds.

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Mookhow wrote:
The big difference between dating sites and Carmax, though, is that the cars aren't doing the same thing.

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13:22 <+Stathol> Mitsuki, dump facts about stathol
13:22 <@Mitsuki> Known facts about stathol: (3)
13:22 <@Mitsuki> 1: retarded


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Darkroland wrote:
Also, stupid horses are stupid. Don't attack a wild mountain cat and die, stupid horse. You just cost me a thousand gold, and I'm not even going to go back and save you. You deserve to die, and I hope you rot in horse purgatory.

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Talya wrote:
You're probably right, but I'm a "glass is 10% full" kind-of-girl.

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But how are we supposed to know its true? YOU DIDNT TELL US.

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Oh my god, what if the floor doesn't exist?!


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Ok...now I have to ask...

What is the def of Lady as opposed to Woman?


Women are physically adult females.

Ladies are the ones who act like adults.

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First bird **** high and right

I probably would have too


My grandpa was a B-25 pilot in WWII. He once buzzed the Vatican, and in his words, "you could see the pigeon **** fly".

I don't think he ever specifically spotted bird **** relative to the bird though. I'm impressed!


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Lenas wrote:
No one is gonna get a shot and go **** a tranny. That's what heroin is for.

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The mere fact that people are unable to fathom someone besides the Gov't doing things is symptomatic of a Gov't that is expected to be all things to all people. This way of thinking is endemic in our society. That is not a good thing.


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Hannibal wrote:
Maybe TARP was a backdoor assistance program for the [porn] industry. After all we got Fu**** raw and obviously with no protection.

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Sage culinary wisdom, and a bit that everyone who is serious about cooking should print, and put into the front of their recipe book.

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Everybody has already said to go low and slow but it wasn't until about a year ago that I learned why you want to go low and slow. Maybe this will help you, too.

Ribs are from a load-bearing area of the cow and the meat is high in connective tissue made from collagen protein, which is tough and stringy. However, collagen starts to melt around 140-150 degrees and if you can melt most (or all) of it then the meat turns out tender and flavorful. It can take a while, though, which is why everybody suggested cooking it for 8+ hours. One hour isn't enough.

The muscle proteins are the opposite. They start out tender but once they start going over ~155 degrees they begin to contract and squeeze out the water in the meat, leaving it dry and tough. This is why even an expensive fillet (which has very little collagen) is chewy when it's cooked well-done.

The ribs were inedible because it was a double whammy of lots of collagen coupled with dried-out muscle. The sweet spot for beef is between 135 and 145 degrees. If you can cook it long enough even the cheapest cut of beef comes out tender and tasty. I've been using a home-made sous vide cooker for the last year and it makes cooking meat almost fool-proof (almost--one time I set it up wrong and boiled the meat for 24 hours. Even your dogs wouldn't have eaten it.) I cooked a chuck roast for 48 hours at 131 degrees that came out really good and you could cut it with a fork. Even better is that you get to look manly by finishing the steaks off with a blow torch. Well, maybe you don't care to look more manly but I need all the help I can get. I still haven't cooked really good BBQ ribs with it, though--nothing replaces a good smoker.

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Foamy wrote:
Yes, I'm not unhappy about not not welcoming our new child.

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Straight outta Hellfire, crazy mother **** named Lenas. When he's called off he's got a sawed off, squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off.


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I forgot to spoof the, "From a gang called Niggaz Wit' Attitudes," line. That wasn't racial sensitivity, I just forgot about it. Ice Cube was already talking about mixing niggaz up in a pot like gumbo while I was typing.

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