The Glade 4.0

Pick the month you were born
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a bean burrito
02 - a dog
03 - a doom bot
04 - A democrat
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Barack Obama
11 - the trojan man
12 - a republican
13 - Raltar's epic hobo beard
14 - some crack heads
15 - a dingleberry
16 - a pot head
17 - a senior citizen
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a bra strap
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - Elmo
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
Solid White T-shirt - because ho's keep stealing my tacos
Non-solid White T-Shirt- because DE won't give me a donut
White buttonup- because the Deucemaster told me to
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I wanted to get Moose's attention
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because my *** is on fire
Polka Dots - because Rynar hates me
Purple - because FarSky is gay
Gray - because I'm in love with Lenas
Other -because I wanna be more like Mookhow
Green - because I love to sniff jockstraps
Orange - because I humped a doombot
Turquoise - because I'm trying to impress Talya
Blue - because Kirra is hot
Shirtless - because I'm constipated
Yellow - because I don't like Hellfire
Gold- because the people in my head were singing
Tan- because I'm a man with a plan, Stan

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I ran shirtless with Raltar's epic hobo beard because I have AMAZING boobs!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I shot some crack heads because I love to sniff jockstraps.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

I ate a bag of weed because DE won't give me a donut.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

i stabbed a pornstar because i'm in love with lenas...

I want a do-over! >_<

You and me, both.
I banged a doom bot because I love to sniff jockstraps

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I ate a dingleberry because I am in love with Lenas.

Oonagh ran naked with a pornstar because she is also in love with Lenas.

DAMN YOU Lenas!

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Nitefox ate a glass of milk because ho's keep stealing his tacos.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I ran naked with a pothead because I'm in love with Lenas.

Whats with all the grey shirts???

My shirt is navy blue, so I guess I ran naked with a bra strap because Kirra is hot and because I'm sexy like that.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I ate Raltar's epic hobo beard because ho's keep stealing my tacos.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Ok I lol'ed so hard on this one! Hahaha!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have amazing boobs.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

I banged a pothead because I'm constipated.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I ate a glass of milk because Kirra is hot.

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the question is.. did kirra give you the milk, or did kirra give you the milk ?

I cuddled with a bag of weed because Kirra is hot.

I bear a porn star because I'm a man with a plan, Stan.

Next, beating line starts here.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I shanked a senior citizen, 'cause I'm sexy like that.

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Ron Paul 2012

I slept with a bowl of cereal, because I'm constipated.


Hmmm...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I shanked a homeless guy because my *** was on fire.

Kirra pics please, well, I see the Xmas baby boy shirtless on a regular basis, but the nails seem to be causing him such pain. Want to see how you handle the meme.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I ate Elmo, because I'm sexy like that.

...I think I need a hose.

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Grenade 3 Sports Drink. It's fire in the hole.. Your hole!

Huh?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I shot your grandma because the Deucemaster told me to.

I LOL'ed.

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian