The Glade 4.0

I recently was doing an "Ahnold" impression for some reason, and ended up teaching my son the "It's just a tumor!" (Of course, now that I look it up, I realize that I had it wrong; should be "It's not a tumor!".)

In any case, I was saying something about his teacher (who's Austrian/German), in an Arnold-like voice, and he pipes up from the back seat, in his best Arnold voice: "It's just a tuba!"

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

LOL, it's funny because in EverQuest we'd get attacked by any cat-like animal it either was or was "(its) not a Puma" which my wife and I still say often today, so much so my daughter has started saying it despite no frame of reference for it.

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Gorse

Three year old boy: How did you get so big?
Me: I drank my milk. If you drink your milk, you'll grow big too.
Boy: Ok, then I'll drink ALL the milk, and get bigger than you, so I can CRUSH YOU!

(this is the same kid that said he wanted to be a fish man so he could eat my face)

You should point out to him that fish men don't drink milk, and force him to chose which way he'd like to kill you.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20