The Glade 4.0

March 24

I guess I just didn't know how; I was all wrong.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I imagine that when they think they are nearly done, they use wet tissue to clean up anything that could be left.

But, when they're in a stall away from home... all I can think is that they use a new wad of paper and smell it after wiping :\

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In time, this too shall pass.

http://glade.meriwoker.dyndns.org/index.php from the 'Just in case' thread doesn't work.

Crap, it's annoying when your professor verges on the irresponsibility level of a 7th grader

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

****! I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were in my class. I swear I'll get those assignments graded this week.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Hell, everything is graded...It took two weeks to get our tests graded though. Nobody knows what grade they got on the essay or the presentation from last month. And the study guide for the test we just took was posted at 1AM on the day of the stupid test /fume

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

Shitty day. I hate firing people.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Rynar, a wise man once told me that he doesn't fire people, they simply work themselves out of an established system.


Completely unrelated but the reason I came here: Oh when will I learn not to waste my money on generic brown soda.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

I agree with that concept, Rori, and I appriciate being reminded of it. At the same time, however, I have a great relationship with all of my staff, and it kills me to have to get rid of one of them, especially at this time of year, even though this individual forced my hand and put me in a terrible position. I genuinely like this person, and hope they learn a valuable lesson. I would also consider giving them a strong reference, assuming that they did learn the lesson.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

And with that, after only four hours of being home, and less than three of sleep, I'm headed back to work. I should have just slept on the fold-out at the office.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I hit enter 5 times and that accidentally invited about 20 people at work into group chat... oops.

the daskeyboard is the best keyboard ever!

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Ron Paul 2012

Women smell differently when they are completely psycho hormonal? Who knew?

Every man on the planet.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I'm never psycho hormonal, I don't know what you are talking about, Lydiaa

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Well hello there, Kirra. You smell...different.

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Ron Paul 2012

Funk ain't no sin, and no we won't go to Hell. It's just illegal.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

I stayed up until 4:10 last night coding for my job. I didn't have to... I just wanted to get **** done.

+1

Growing up with three older sisters + my mom + my grandma you learned this very quickly.

There are two primary reasons scientists haven't proven this: 1) Afraid to get your lucky charms cut off and 2) You would need to intentionally put yourself in a lab with a gang of pyscho-hormonal women

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"So I says, Hey Lama! , How about you know something for the effort. Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness. So I got that going for me."

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Your wish is granted.



Unless, of course, you meant "Lama", in which case, that's out of my bailiwick.
When camelidae grant total consciousness, pyramids tend to start doing weird things... (Thanks Terry!)

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In time, this too shall pass.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko