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Micheal
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Elmo is the western version of hello kitty.

Eventually they will corrupt and get into everything!
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at least hello kitty doesn't screech and have that annoying laugh
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Elmarnieh wrote:
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But you corrup with style, cuteness, and extreme cuddliness! :thumbs:

I will confess, I have an elmo doll :mrgreen:
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Yay. Is it me with a beard or without?

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Sorry Elmo, but I prefer my dolls clean shaven ...

It's an un bearded... slightly off reddish (after surviving a hot wash cycle) plushy toy.
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Men have been after hardwood floors for years, so I suppose it's only fair.

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Men have been after hardwood floors for years, so I suppose it's only fair.

The whistling sound you just heard was this post going right over my head.

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Taskiss wrote:
Corolinth wrote:
Men have been after hardwood floors for years, so I suppose it's only fair.

The whistling sound you just heard was this post going right over my head.


When you were buying, shag carpets were all the rage.

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Taskiss wrote:
Corolinth wrote:
Men have been after hardwood floors for years, so I suppose it's only fair.

The whistling sound you just heard was this post going right over my head.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ood+floors
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Corolinth wrote:
Men have been after hardwood floors for years, so I suppose it's only fair.

I had never heard that phrase before. Is there a petition I can sign in support of the cause?

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As evidenced by Lydiaa's post, it may require a joint deforestation effort on your part.

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What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. I’m waiting for the day the male population is willing to wax their floors…

Plus it’s really really tickly when it’s trying to grow back >.<
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I pluck.

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Lydiaa wrote:
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. I’m waiting for the day the male population is willing to wax their floors…

Plus it’s really really tickly when it’s trying to grow back >.<



Who says they're not? Incentive incentive incentive.

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The epitome of gander-ness.

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Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and draw the line just before plucking sac hair.

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We can't all be Elmo.

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I pluck.


This needs to go into the general thread about things people don't know about you :thumbs:
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Lydiaa wrote:
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. I’m waiting for the day the male population is willing to wax their floors…


Sorry. I'm already taken.

((I don't literally wax but I can't think of a good flooring metaphor for a razor.))

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Sanding?

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Stripping?

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Stripping?


Let's not get carried away here. No one except my wife wants to see that.

I must say though, when it comes to such matters being willing to do what you're asking her to do goes a long way, especially since girls don't like pubes between their teeth either.

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As I said: Incentive incentive incentive!

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