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Al Qaeda to undergo rebranding due to "negative connotations."

Holy ****, that sounds like an Onion article.
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Wait, wait, wait...

Al Qaeda has a marketing department?!?

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The Chinese don't respect copyright law anyway so expect cheap knock off terrorists at a swap meet near you!

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So much for the argument that killing bin Laden will booster recruitment.
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And nobody cares about the arguments of killing unarmed people without a fair trial, or violating the sovereignty of countries without Congressional approval.
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It was reported by Fox, so it is most likely a lie or other misrepresentation of the facts to appeal to their audience.

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This is a pretty good idea, and if they really want to step up recruitment, they could make their message more about humanity going against the will of Allah through global climate change. That would really drive up their European numbers.

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Micheal wrote:
It was reported by Fox, so it is most likely a lie or other misrepresentation of the facts to appeal to their audience.

:lol:

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Rynar wrote:
Wait, wait, wait...

Al Qaeda has a marketing department?!?


Yes, although this is somewhat of a departure from their normal efforts.

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Nelson added that there are pros and cons for al Qaeda's tentacles to switch to new names.

...Rule 34?

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Thread over. Victory: Stathol

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Victory that rule 34 has been found or victory that I haven't posted what I found?

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On one hand, I kind of want to know if it does actually exist. On the other hand, I don't even want to know what kind of watch list you land on for googling that.

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Al Qaeda EXTREME!!!!!!!!!

We are not your grandfather's jihadists!

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And then dick tentacles shot out of Rynar's beard.

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Corolinth wrote:
And then dick tentacles shot out of Rynar's beard.

Actually, yes. That's exactly where I keep them.

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Nope nope nope nope nope.

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