The Glade 4.0

For your binging (as in "binge") pleasure:

Canned Scotch.

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Oh. Oh, ok. Carry on then.

$5.00 per can?

Quality stuff!

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This cold and dark tormented hell
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May the devil be the judge

I would have sworn this was months old news. Commence the clarion call of those who know what's best for you saying how "dangerous" this is, think of the children!.

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It was mentioned in the Dog Fish brewery thread about the End of Ages bear in the Stoat or Squirrel bottles with Scottish tartans.

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blended scotch, I'll pass I really have been enjoying Glen Roth lately.

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History of the Condom
In 1272, the Muslim Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

And a new wave of frat boys with alcohol poisoning begins! Hooray...

My basic feelings on drinking still say one, occasionally is fine. Shotgunning bad scotch (blended three year old, now really) is low class and dangerous.

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

That's not Scotch ... it's "scottish distilled spirits" ... or swill.

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But...but...but Khross, it has notes of honey, vanilla, butterscotch, apples and pears, and a hint of peat and smoke in the background.

Yeah, and Yugos had tires, wheels, a body, and notes of oil, gas and wiper fluid.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Is there such a thing as a rum n coke in a can?

This sounds absolutely disgusting. The marketing department that decided this was a good idea needs to not work in marketing anymore.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Well, worst case scenario, you're halfway there!

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

This is the first one that I came across: Bundaberg Run and Cola Can. When I lived in Russia back in the 90s, "gin drink" in a can was very popular. Like, for breakfast. Guess it was kind of gin and tonic, and there were whiskey and rum, too, I believe.

Ah, here it is: lonkero, the original gin long drink. Figures, it's from Finland - when we visited Estonia, found that this stuff was very popular there, too. Man, I'm getting kind of thirsty just thinking about it. I remember that blue can so well.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge