The Glade 4.0

I picked the synthesis ending, in case anyone was wondering. It's the ending where Shepard literally becomes Jesus.

Yeah, that's the one where some people claim Shepard "survives." Except s/he really doesn't. Shepard him/herself is still pretty much gone.

Shepard can live in the "Control" and "Destroy" endings. You have to have 4k EMS to live in "Destroy" or 5k EMS to live in "Control." He won't be with his crew, but at least in "Control" there is some Mass Relay framework left, so it's entirely possible he will meet up with his crew again at some point.

Renegade Shep destroys the **** galaxy. Good job. Blew up the thing, the mass relays, and everything. Earth got roasted, my entire team died (cause, y'know... Earth)... Just sickened by it. Worst freaking ending I've ever played.

According to the Arrival DLC, a Mass Relay blowing up wipes that system the **** out right? I mean, that was the big thing in that DLC. We blow up that mass relay, and it wipes out the Batarian colony/homeworld thingy.

So, does it not stand to reason that in any ending where the Mass Relays are destroyed... it actually has a *worse* outcome than letting the reapers do their thing? Any system with a Mass Relay is likely scythed clean of life now. Earth, (which got blown the **** up in the end I got anyway), Tuchanka, Thessia, The Turian, Salarian, Volus homeworlds...etc...

Also, why the hell was the Normandy in a Relay at the end? Where were they going? Shep is inside the Citadel figuring out which color of destruction he wants, and when he chooses red or blue, the Normandy is racing like hell to go *somewhere*? Last I checked, they were fighting the reapers above Earth.

In addition, your crew is all in London at the end. You talk to all of them on the way to the pillar of lightness. So... how do they get back on the Normandy so it can go like hell somewhere and get stranded who knows where forever?

Also, laying all that aside for the moment.. Your crew, being marooned *somewhere* suitable... Maybe a dozen crewmembers or so (there never were a lot of crew on the SR-2) left to die a slow death from starvation, exposure, or whatever.

Going back to the destruction of the Mass Relays. The largest fleet ever assembled, Turian, Quarian, Asari...etc. Thousands of ships are all now *stranded* in Sol space. Assuming they survive the immense destructive force of the Relay exploding and the Crucible firing.

I mean... did noone at BW even stop to think about *any* of this ****?

Yep, it's one of the most retarded endings I've ever seen, if not the single most retarded ending. And all 3 choices give you the same retarded video to boot, just a color palette swap. The game was 100% amazing right up till the very last minute, then it turned into complete and utter ****. None of it made any sense. No options for Shepard living no matter what you do in the game is dumb as ****. No DAO style epilogue cataloging all the **** you did over 3 entire games. Bioware, I am disappoint.

Guess I missed part of the Destroy the Reapers ending youtube video I watched since I was so annoyed at the 3x color palette swap and the sheer laziness and stupidity of the them all. So I went back and reloaded the last mission and saw it on my own save file. My god, you cannot skip a single line of dialogue in that part. That is incredibly obnoxious.

Anyways, It's implied that Shepard lives in that one, which is the "hardest" one to get. The entire thing is still stupid as hell though and makes little sense. Also, once again, **** not getting a proper Epilogue.