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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:57 pm 
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How is it my **** responisibilty that when I tell the secretary that I have to leave to go to the hospital and she doesn't have a **** sub that I am told I have to split up my kids? If i say I have to leave now i have to leave NOW! What does she also expect of me to stick around and write **** lesson plans when I tell her I have to leave now? I'm glad I **** hung up the phone on her. You know not doing your **** job doesn't mean it becomes mine. She just needed to FIND SOMEONE AND PUT THEM IN MY ROOM! **** *****! I am not taking the time to break kids up, She should Be **** thankful that there are better people, meaning teachers, who care and are more considerate and will take a class when they have to when all she does is sit behind the **** front desk and complain about every parent who walks through the front doors of the school and thinks that any teacher who is trying to leave early is just taking a 1/2 day because it is nice out. I am 34 weeks pregnant, SHE CAN **** SEE THAT! If I say I have to go to the hospital I am not trying to cut for the day! IDIOT! She acts like she **** runs the school. I am sure our principals will be more than happy to reprimand her when I let them know tomorrow that she felt it necessary to tell me first to split up my kids first before asking why or how I'm feeling for needing to go to the hospital.

TO MY SECRETARY----- NOT MY JOB! YOU SPLIT THE KIDS! IT IS YOUR JOB TO GET ME THE COVERAGE AND NOT ASK QUESTIONS OR ASK ME TO SPLIT UP THE CHILDREN WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

All is well by the way. Got to the hospital and everything is fine with baby and myself.

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Happy everything is fine with the lovely demon fairy lady and her offspring.

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I know several people like that. Makes me want to hurt them.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Treat your secretary exceedingly well, and your life becomes exceedingly easier.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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This thread title is misleading. I thought you were using the verb.

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Rynar wrote:
Treat your secretary exceedingly well, and your life becomes exceedingly easier.


You don't know our Secretary. ;)

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Rynar wrote:
Treat your secretary exceedingly well, and your life becomes exceedingly easier.


True for many values of Secretary.

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Rynar wrote:
Treat your secretary exceedingly well, and your life becomes exceedingly easier.


Relationship Management 101.


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Rynar wrote:
Treat your secretary exceedingly well, and your life becomes exceedingly easier.


This. Secretaries are notorious for needing to be sweet-talked into doing their jobs.


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The two women who work for me keep my life and my business so incredibly organized that it would take a massive effort on my part for me to approach failure. They manage my schedule, my overhead, my expenses both personal and deductable, my federal requirements, sorting documents which require my immidiate attention and or signature, important dates in my personal life, ect. They turned a 5am-9pm workday into a 7am-7pm workday.

I don't know how I ever managed without them, and as such, I make sure they know their value to me.

I give them whatever they want, and thank them every single day.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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This thread, side by side with "Adult Style Housekeeping," and I thought we were starting a trend of posts about professionals who prove a little extra service.

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