The Glade 4.0

http://hipstershavetopee.com (work-safe)

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

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Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

What I can't unsee is "hipster shave to pee dot com," which is disturbing in its own right but makes a sort of sense.

I'm not sure if that makes more or less sense than "hipster shave toupee"

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Hipster clothes are awful.

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Fixed it for you.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I have no idea what a hipster is...

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Raell Kromwell

Do you know anyone who listens to "This American Life"?

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Nope

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Raell Kromwell

It's okay.

You haven't heard of them.

Wait a minute.. *I* listen to This American Life when I'm in the car when it's on...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Don't worry; there's still hope. Listening to This American Life doesn't necessarily make you a hipster. The crucial point is that neither I nor Raell had any idea that you listen to This American Life. It's a trick question, you see. Raell probably knows lots of people who listen to it, only he isn't aware because they don't make a point of working it into every conversation. Those people probably aren't hipsters. If, on the other hand, you listen to This American Life and make sure that everyone around you is aware of that fact, then yeah...you're pretty much a hipster.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Ah.. Like people who put David Sedaris books in their "currently reading" list on social media profiles, etc.?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

It's not a good sign.

Also:

+1

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.