The Glade 4.0

But you haven't considered the color mauve.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

The turtle did!

The Turtle did consider but it was the huge cat fight at the alley down the street.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Yes, its down the street. Not across the road.

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Holy shitsnacks!

The chicken was cooked thoroughly, so the bell rang four times.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Good luck, I hope you find your bike!

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It was a cold day in hell and the chicken crossed the road.

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Ceri
Well behaved women, rarely make history

So I left the house thinking, "Where in the hell am I going to find 17 tons of rice pudding?"

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we collect pinecones. Any other questions?

What? They have donuts with apple filling now?

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Yes, and that's why you CANNOT trust the god damned gnomes.

Gentlemen, a rebuttal: Moo.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Over my dead body, you damn dirty ape!

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

The bag lies. It has always lied, and it will always lie.

Except for when it tells the truth.

Either you understand or my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Apparently the band broke, which means someone should dig up her old sig pic and edit it so the bow has broken… if sufficiently bored.

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself

The trail of evidence in this murder leads us to believe the owl was singing off-key.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

But have you ever heard Italian music?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yes, the mosquito is biting.

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Ceri
Well behaved women, rarely make history

Because it is biting the milk needed to be poured.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Sometimes I wish it would rain like hell.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Cthulhu politely disagrees with your garden gnome theory

This may be true, but the army of raccoons set up a tea party.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Please return the flight attendant to her original upright position.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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