Opening Ceremonies... (DVR Liveblogsortathing cause I'm bored.)
Kenneth Branagh:
Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs that give delight and hurt not.
I was with em up to the National Anthem... The pastoral thing was cool, then the industrial revolution, the Queen's entrance... All pretty cool.
Then, um, healthcare? Wait, what? Also, the announcers need to STFU.
Alright, JK Rowling, cool. Still not sure where they're going with this. OMG SHUT UP VIERA.
100 foot tall Voldemort... that's pretty cool. Versus... a hundred Mary Poppinses. Yes, my argument is invalid.
Mommy, I can't sleep, my duvet is far too bright. I'll go with Creepy, Lauer.
Oh hell yeah. Football soon! 9/5 baby!
Hooray! Mr Bean! Awesome. Much <3 for Rowan Atkinson. So. Awesome.
Alrighty, a Mini. Frankie and June say Thanks Tim. Tim Berners-Lee... Who what now? Yes Matt, maybe I shall google him. Hold a tick whilst I do that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-LeeHm, so he's England's Al Gore, Inventor of the interweb! Very well, carry on NBC.
So raver kids use the longest glowsticks evar. Ok, bring back the 100' Voldemort. Please.
Excuse me Opening Ceremony, you seem to have spilled some 60's on you. Wait... if she dropped her phone... how's he calling her on it? Oh... horrible revelation... if we're going through British music, era by era... does that mean we're going to get spice girls and One Direction? Queen, nice.
Wait... was that the TARDIS? Right at the end of the Queen song? <rew> <Play> OMG yes! that's the VWORP! And now a commercial... /sigh.
Animal Practice... Pass.
And back. So we get TARDIS sound... but no Doctor? LOL Frankie goes to Hollywood. Eurythmics, cool. Yeah Meredith. You don't understand a lot. The Prodigy.. Unexpected and cool. Wow she has big hair. And a kiss, and a facebook update thingy. lol. Dizzy Rascal? Who? I'm sure they could maybe have found someone that we've heard of for this decade. But then I'm American. So eh
Oh look! There he goes, inventing the internet! Viera: "A selfless act, he wanted to be sure the worldwide web was for everyone to enjoy and noone to abuse" Higa... wubba... /sigh.
Yay, more fireworks over the Thames! And Smarmy Soccer guy with the torch on a boat. and ad.
GE imaging, Target kids going to college, HP and powering people... Oh wait, I can FF. batmanomegamcdonalds and back.
Alright... I guess the show is done then... Phelps Interview. I dunno how good this Lochte kid is, but I hope Phelps kicks everyone's ***.
Oh kay then. I guess that was the opening finale then... Parade of nations coming. BMW ad with 'Sail'. Good song.
Overall, China's was better I think. Far grander in scale and production. This was... I dunno, a bit all over the place. Ah well. Let the games begin
Edit: Adding on after the parade of nations. Couple of speeches, eh. The torch thing. Super cool, and wow that was an asston of fireworks. And now, Paul McCartney.