The Glade 4.0

Of Bigoted Assholes.

Step One: Read this letter from said Bigoted *******.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--maryl ... Wdl;_ylv=3

Step Two: Read Kluwe's response.
http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-m ... porting-it

Step Three: LOL at the pwnage.

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Holy shitsnacks!

OMG teh gayz0rz!

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Unfortunately, it's the Baltimore Ravens, so I can't give them any credit.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Kluwe's a Viking

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Holy shitsnacks!

I don't care. The kicker in question is a member of the Traitors Ravens, and so speaking in support of him is verboten, regardless of the matter at hand. I don't care about the vikings one way or another, but supporting a Raven is basically witchcraft, heresy, horse thieving, and lollygagging all rolled into one.

Of course, the representative is a shitbag, and he's a representative in the state that plays sanctuary to the Traitors Ravens so he's no better.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Why all the Ravens h9? They're like my favorite AFC team.

Also, Ayanbadejo *was* a Bear at some point, so that may or may not make him more palatable

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Holy shitsnacks!

Remember that "reach through the internet and punch you" device? I'm still working on it. Two words: Art Model.



He's a Traitor Raven now, and that's all that matters.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

My name is Hopwin and I approved this message.

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Some complained about his use of profanity in his initial response. Here's his revised response, which manages to be even funnier.

http://blogs.twincities.com/outofbounds ... g-at-yarn/

There is too much awesome in this.

Its literally causing me pain.

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Holy shitsnacks!

You deserve it for having the Ravens as a favorite team, even if it is AFC favorite!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

But who else in the AFC is acceptable for me, as a Seahawks fan to like? Maybe the Houston Moocows? They're up there in my AFC list. Most of the AFC west is out, because my Hawks used to be AFC. AFC South? Yeah, the Moocows. The Titans have Hasselbeck, the Colts are Manningless, and the Jags... well, they're the Jags. AFC North? Bengals? Nah. Brow... yeah, they're barely functional. Steelers? Can't. According the the Seahawk Fan Charter of 2006, liking the Steelers is prohibited till 2015 at least. AFC East? I can't stand Boston teams, so the Patsies are out, Can't tolerate Rex "Footsies" Ryan, and the Phins are awful. So, if I'm going to pick an AFC team that's decent and kinda fun to watch, its the Ravens

Besides, I take a certain perverse pleasure in liking the Ravens because of the Stealers and Superbowl X(lets get the Bus a ring)L.

Also, Ray Lewis.

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Holy shitsnacks!

The Browns may be barely functional, but that's entirely due to the creation of the Traitors Ravens in the first place. Your obvious choice would be the Browns!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I must find a way to work "ALACK AND ALAS MY TOP HAT HAS FALLEN" into my daily speech.

Also "DISAPPOINTED LEMUR FACE WITH SOLITARY TEAR TRICKLING DOWN TO CHIN."

/Sagenod.

Didn't you guys used to have a basketball team before some dicksack moved them?

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Nah. I'm allowed a bandwagoner team as my alternate.

There's no point to being a bandwagoning Browns fan. That'd be almost as masochistic as being a Cubs fan by choice.

And yeah, the Sonics were moved to Oklahoma City... I don't get that, but they were repaid by the sports gods by falling to LeBrizzle and his Myizzle Hizzle in the championships.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Bandwagoning is bandwagoning, no matter how you paint it. The Browns are a classic team; the Traitors Ravens are interlopers.

There's limited circumstances under which it's acceptable to bandwagon. I could switch to the Steelers, but only the Steelers, for 3 reasons: A) I married a Steelers fan, B) The classic Browns-Steelers rivalry was rendered pointless by the destruction of the Browns and their reconstitution becuase it destroyed their talent pool; thus it's acceptable to switch to the other half of the rivalry out of historic respect and C) Along those same lines, the Browns aren't the original Browns anyhow, so since I was a Browns fan before the Betrayal; I get a grandfather-clause switch for my main team.

Liking the Ravens, however, is just wrong - for any reason. Even Steelers fans don't like them, because the classic rivalry was eliminated. What's the point of a rivalry if your rival gets annihiliated and then re-made as a shadow of its former self?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

See, I'd have to care about the Browns to not like the Ravens

Since George Moose doesn't Care about Browns Players, I'm free to like my Nevermores.

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Holy shitsnacks!

That makes you a heretic, disrespectful of fine football traditions in the eyes of any Browns fan, and most likely and Steelers or Bengals fan too.

Shameful, shameful.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Excellent

As a Seahawks fan, that couldn't make me happier.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yes.. but why would anyone take a Seahawks fan seriously?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

See, it always amuses me the vitriol Browns fans have towards the Ravens.

Sure, you lost the Browns. But.. they're the Browns... it's not like you lost anything that fabulous. That team (meaning the players that got moved) had one good season in the 90's, and it was before the move, not in Baltimore. By the time they were worth caring about again, it had to have been half players who had never been Browns in the first place, right?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

That's all completely irrelevant. You don't just like a team when it's good. You like a team because it's your team.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

And the Ravens aren't your team anymore. The franchise is still in Cleveland. The lawsuit/arbitration or whatever determined that. The Browns just shut down for a while, and all their players got traded to a new team.

You don't hate on and call traitors somebody who gets traded, or whose free agency sees him ending up at another team, do you?

Sure, get pissed at whats-his-face who owned the team. Or, rather, get pissed at your constituency for not improving his stadium (which you had every right not to do -- the deal was it was privately operated, right?), and then turned around and built a new stadium on the public dime after he left anyways. But don't hate the new franchise that happens to have a lot of former-Browns. That's just silly.

And you don't have to lecture me about not just liking your team when they're good. I'm a Redskins fan, for God's sake. Though, I have to note with glee that the NFC East came out swinging for the fences. The only reason their division suffered a loss is because the Giants and the Cowboys opened against each other... It's gonna be a tough schedule this year if that's anything to go on. Meanwhile... guess which division saw none of its teams rack a win this week? Oh, yes, tomorrow's going to see some good-natured ribbing of all the AFC North fans around here...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

No AFC north winner? Methinks you forget.....

The Ravens....

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Holy shitsnacks!