The Glade 4.0

What super power did this give you?

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

She can grow a beard...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I'm terribly good at monogamy (Ive never cheated), but am also a huge slut when I'm not in a relationship. Not a player, mind you - I'm very up front and honest with the people that I date. When I'm single, I'm single, dammit, and when I'm not, I'm not.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Oh my goodness I just laughed so hard! Hahahaha!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

--Have been in airplanes and helicopters, but never flew in one.

--Have been in the presence of 5 presidents at once.

--Never lived with anyone until I got married

--I have killed many living things with a gun

--tagged a person out in paintball, without any paint, and the ref was standing right there. Then he was too ashamed back at base to admit that it was him.

--was a dirty catholic school girl.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

My husband hasn't made love to me in 17? years...I've lost track...

The first time I flew on a plane was After Grad trip to Disneyland in 1972...the next time I flew on a plane I was 21...I wasn't to fly again until I was 46 years old! I've flown many times since then, and hope to fly many more times! One of these days, I'll join the Mile High Club!! (I've already joined the Shuttle From McCarren's Airport in Vegas Club )

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

- I was asexual for the majority of my life, just wasn't attracted to men or women.

- I've never kissed a guy, and while some might assume that's a given being a lesbian most have kissed and often had sex with a man when younger before they come to terms with their orientation, being asexual back then I didn't.

- I've only had feeling for one person ever in my life, sadly nothing has ever come of it though.

- I've only kissed about a dozen different people ever.

- i've never lived outside of Mass, actually every place I have lived was withing a 20 mile radius north of Boston even.

- most substances such as alcohol and medication have reduced or no effect on me compared to most people, over the counter pain killers do nothing, so do some prescription, oxycontin dulls down the pain some but otherwise has no other effects on me.

- when I do actually get drunk I still don't slur my speach and have excelent balance and spartial perception and don't forget anything, actually after 10 mixed drinks I can still balance on one foot in 4" heels just fine, and yes I did test that :p

- i've never done non-prescription drugs.

-the only time I left the country was to go to Canada.

They're not even a real country anyway.

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The Dude abides.

I was almost arrested, along with the members of Faith No More, while crossing the Canadian border. Seems there was a rather large strap-on dildo hanging from the ceiling of the tour bus. Someone got hold of it and hid it before the customs guys saw it....and it was hanging almost right in his face.
Kinda funny....we also didn't know Billy had gotten off the bus to crap and we almost left him at the border crossing by mistake. Luckily, someone saw him running across the field towards the bus.

I was also the last child born in a particular hospital in Pittsburgh.

I Crashed the Pixies Equipment truck on Rt 80. What a mess that was. It was their freaking Managers fault.

It's very difficult for me to eat anything messy with my hands. I must use a fork or many, many napkins. I love wings, but sheesh!

I could have stolen Kip Wingers Bass and gotten away scot-free!!!!!! Probably would have been a blessing for the metal world. I have to give him props though, he was incredibly talented.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"

*hugs* I've been there. You'll survive it and be stronger.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

- My favorite place in the world is Yosemite National Park. My second is Kings Canyon N.P.

- My best weapon form is rapier & dagger.

- I'm a herald and study medieval & renaissance names and armory (coats of arms).

- I once received two singing Valentines from two different guys on the same day.

- I survived my car being clipped by a semi, spinning me across I-95 and into a jersey barrier...with only minor bruising (and years of nightmares).

- I'm a Navy brat. I'm currently dating someone who works for a Navy subcontractor.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

I've never cheated, but I'm very good at ethical non-monogamy. Maybe that's my super power?

I have never cheated IRL, but have been cheated on twice.
I was the biggest flirt I knew in EQ though, that died down after my 21st.

Frankly, I think the world would be a lot happier if we were all able to really lay out what we want and need from a relationship, instead of trying to force ourselves into something we *hope* we need.

Ethical non-monogamy can work just fine. In fact, I think a *lot* of people would be a lot healthier and happier if they could figure it out. It takes a lot of self confidence, and a lot of trust.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

I'm feeling really mean and vindictive lately about my husband. I want him to hurt too. Just heard from a mutual friend that he is going on a vacation to Cancun over Christmas.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You are cutting the ties yet the nerves are still raw, painful. The only advice I can offer is just this. Live your life.

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Raell Kromwell

Right now it would feel so good if I could at least smash that TV I'm paying for..or the windows on his car maybe. I would even settle for the windows on her car. /sigh

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Pray for a late hurricane.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Revenge isn't what it's cracked up to be. After you do the deed, you're scared of being caught, which sux. Natural disasters are kinda good, but they rarely listen to direct summonings.

I have helped many a friend with their revenge plannings on their exs. One of those being setting fire to his beloved 'plants', since it was illegal to own them he never called the cops after finding them on fire. I have also been the fire starter at several bon fires where things belonging to exs were ceremoniously burnt.

Can of sardines and upholstery.

Works every time.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Get a good set of vice grips. Find his car at the airport parking, pull the valve stems out of his tires. No real damage but it might make you feel better.

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Raell Kromwell

We do prawn head in sunlight, extract using syringe and inject into the rubber seal of car door.

The trick to this is to not get caught and if you use fresh juice it takes almost a week before the smell gets anywhere..

But you didnt hear it from me >.>

hmmm I like these ideas...he is super anal about his car, it would be great to do something subtle like this. Giving him some beach/ocean aroma's to come home to!

if this doesn't make me feel better, would you burn the gf's house down for me Lydiaa?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Ohhh you want a big fire?

*twitch*
I can get behind that.

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Raell Kromwell

lol yes..a HUGE fire! That would make me feel better Raell!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti