The Glade 4.0

If ya got a lady and ya want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
She keeps naggin' at ya night and day, enough to drive you nuts.
Pick up the phone, leave her alone.
It's time you made a stand.
For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

you know... I am more numb now than I was at first. But that first night...

I will say with no shame, I contemplated running back to the house at least once and begging to be let back in. I was about ready to break, and not for missing Lisa, but because I already miss my children, even if they are not all biologically mine.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

That part takes time.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

You do have liberal visitation, right?

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I am not visiting no liberals!

Actually yeah, I have seen them twice this week. Which is good because my puppy had to go back to them, my roommates husky tried to turn my dog into a chihuahua on a stick. And he was getting aggressively amorous

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Yeah, its a good thing they listened to us when we told them that he needed to be socialized with other dogs when he was a wee puppy. And to get him some real obedience training.


Oh wait. They didn't.

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Holy shitsnacks!