The Glade 4.0

Really? (preface: I am an atheist) This leaves me just scratching my head. It's not really funny to me, but looks like something to garner attention and will go viral anyways. All I got is: WTF?

Rappin For Jesus



Put in HF for obvious reasons. I will now sit and

Jesus is my nigga

It's like this video, only rap:

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Sorry, I read Rapin' for Jesus.

SO glad I'm not the only one.

In all honesty, this video is so **** bad I can't even make it through the whole thing. Once that woman starts... talking... I can't handle it.

I feel compelled to get some decent Christian rap to balance this.

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Grenade 3 Sports Drink. It's fire in the hole.. Your hole!

No such thing exists.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Oh ye of little faith.

"Rap" and "Good" are mutually exclusive, whether Jesus is involved or not.

There's also metal for jesus, which is better only in that it's completely incomprehensible. Someone played some at work the other day. The conversation went like this:

Me: "What the **** is that ****?"
Him: "It's Christian Metal dude, you know, for worshippin' Jesus."
Me: "..... you're kidding, right?"
Him: "No, dude, any music can praise!"
Me: (annoyed) "It sounds like the same crap that comes out of the radios when the digital comms are **** up."
3rd guy present: "He's right, bro, that sounds like crap".
Him: <shuts off music>

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

DE... I would like to interject that Mortification is a band worth checking out... for those into Death Metal.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I see what you did there.

This...this has GOT to be a joke. There's...no way.

It's...too bad to be bad. Or something. Mere human definitions of "good" and "bad" are insufficient for properly conveying a description of this.

As I related to my colleagues yesterday - humanity is finished. We had a good run, but it's time to start over fresh with a new species.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

As though the majority of humanity being useless assholes is a new development.

Is that a threat?

If it makes you both feel better, the whole thing is absolutely a joke.

The website listed in the video claims that the church closed its doors in 2004, leaving only an anonymous PO box and email address as evidence of its existence. Convenient, that.

But the real nail in the coffin:



Oops! Someone is a time-traveler! Or maybe it's a miracle.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

On behalf of all people everywhere, I wish to apologize for that video even though I had nothing to do with it. Please, just call it a crime against humanity and martyr or execute those responsible

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones