Along that same vein, I like this site. I rarely, rarely complain, even when I should, because I feel like any problem I have is so insignificant compared to a "real" problem. These people are the other end of that spectrum.
http://notalwaysright.com/Quote:
Customer: “I’m looking for a book.”
(I wait for a moment waiting for her to continue, before realizing she isn’t going to.)
Me: “What book are you looking for?”
Customer: “Well I don’t know the title or the author’s name.”
Me: “Is there anything at all you know about the book?”
Customer: “I know it has a blue cover.”
Me: “We have several hundred volumes with blue covers. Is there anything else you can tell me to help narrow it down?”
Customer: “Well, I think it was about a teenage girl.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but that really doesn’t narrow it down much.”
Customer: “Oh my God! You are completely unhelpful! You should know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “I could point you in the direction of our teen section so you could have a look and see if you recognize anything.”
Customer: “That would take far too long! I just wanted one book, and you’ve completely wasted my time.” *storms out*